Life's little mile markers!
I JUST GOT MY FIRST HEAVY-BREATHING-ON-THE-ANSWERING-MACHINE MESSAGE.
Part of me is intensely creeped out and the other part of me is going, "SA-WEET," and wishing for a notebook with this list in it so that it could make the all-satisfying check mark.
Part of me is intensely creeped out and the other part of me is going, "SA-WEET," and wishing for a notebook with this list in it so that it could make the all-satisfying check mark.