031: In Which "Retro Cool" Is Sometimes An Oxymoron

[search2destroy]

Okay, full disclosure here. The Red Scare? Excellent stuff, one of the best things in the last century. And I really do like some of the fashion, certainly I can't complain about being given things in pinstripes.

But beyond that, and I know you're just clapping your hands with glee, old man, fuck fifties week. If I wanted my apartment clean I'd

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[usedinvain]

To hell with the taser, you want one of those baseball bats. With the nails? Saw a couple of kids with one last week. You gotta laugh, really.

That said, the convulsing thing is damn funny.

[search2destroy]

I prefer my weapons a bit lighter and more compact, these days. Plus it's not Ares' fault that he's acting like a fucking moron right now.

... plus the convulsing is really funny.

[usedinvain]

'Fair enough' to the first part, 'So what?' to the second.

Maybe I got something resembling a taser somewhere... 'Course, it may actually be more like a cattle prod. Not that I've ever seen real cattle. Should probably stop bringing my work home with me, though.

[search2destroy]

The present week excepted, I like Ares. I don't want to gouge his flesh out over something Cronus did. Now, if it were Agamemnon or Zeus...

[usedinvain]

He's a big kid, he can take it. And either Agamemnon's joined Ares' team or he's trying to give his kids aneurysms. Mom only knows where Zeus is, but he needs the shock anyway.

[search2destroy]

We need a running tally of who all has been infected with this, so we can properly quarantine the whole saccharine lot of them just in case it's contagious.