030: In Which It's a Nice Day to Start Again

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One of my fellow members of the press has a wedding coming up this weekend. Her's, that is to say, not a celebrity's or anything. And so, naturally enough, there was a bachelorette party thrown in her honor just the other day! Expertly done, of course, and I really do hope to attend more than I have been in the future. There's nothing like the sort

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I could probably make a professional service out of killing weddings if I played my cards right. Amelie Andopolis, Marriage Assassin.

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I'm not sure how one goes about publicizing that correctly, though. Probably some form of advertising where my actual identity's obscured somewhat.

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What, the jilted lovers? ... hmm, fair point, I'd need a failsafe for if they tried to get back at me.

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Probably not, but there's nothing wrong with considering hypotheticals.

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Your boundless enthusiasm on the subject just warms my heart, Thetis, it does.

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Well, I certainly can't disapprove of cheerleader uniforms as long as I'm not wearing them.

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When the forty-four year old is you, you bet.