019: In Which Fuck Musical Theater Week

[search2destroy]

Can I have your autograph?
he said to the fat blonde actress
You know, I've seen every movie you've been in
from "Pass to Pain" to "Duels of Glory"
And when you kissed Robert Mitchum
Gee, but I thought you'd never catch him
You're over the hill right now, and you're looking for loveI, involuntarily, ended up singing this under my breath during an

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[togivewhatisdue]

I'm feeling much the same.

[search2destroy]

Delightful.

Tonight's the night like Betty Wright and I'm chillin'
Killin', feeling no remorse, yeah
So let's go straight to the motherfucking source

... oh, how I wish, whoever the rapper is I just involuntarily quoted.

[togivewhatisdue]

There is a science in violence and it's better than the stress squeezer.

I don't know who I've been quoting either.

[search2destroy]

What the hell is a stress squeezer?

At least rap's easy to identify. And it probably helps that I've been listening to a lot of it in order to steer this stupid curse in the direction of a style of music that at least doesn't involve singing.

[togivewhatisdue]

You're supposed to be able to squeeze them as hard as you like for stress release. They're supposed to be indestructible or something. So I squeezed it. It burst and goo went everywhere.

I've just kept my mouth shut.

[search2destroy]

Completely useless pop psychology props. Hooray for mass marketing, I suppose.

Unfortunately, my job can't really be done without talking and after the little kid thing and zombie week and other assorted acts of Cronus PMSing, I can't exactly keep taking vacation days.

Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and you're okay