058: In Which If You've Got It, Flaunt It [video]

[search2destroy]

[... so basically, for as long as Eris is irresistibly gorgeous she's probably going to keep doing video posts. She's lounging in her own apartment this time around, in what looks like a very pricey new robe. Yeah, living the high life for the last couple days has left her a little blissed out and a bit loftier in tone than she often is.This is

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[rhodeofthesea]

I'll be remembering number two.

But, bodyguards? Won't they be too busy being enamored with you to do their jobs?

[search2destroy]

Number two is endless fun, really.

And not if you give them perks. There's a reason why part of my criterion was how much they reminded me of Ares.

[rhodeofthesea]

Makes for a quick getaway, too, I bet~ If you don't have time to stick around and watch the show, anyway.

Perks?

[search2destroy]

Pretty much. Easy to slip away in the confusion.

I'm sleeping with them. ... hm, I probably should have added that footnote during the actual video recording.

[rhodeofthesea]

Oh. Strike out number three for me, then.

[search2destroy]

You might be able to lower their expectations enough that it wouldn't require sex. But I doubt it.

[rhodeofthesea]

Yeah, probably not. I'll just try the whole turning people against each other thing, and stay out of the public eye as much as I can.