038: In Which It Could Always Have Been Zombies Again

[search2destroy]

I know you kids have a nice self-pity party going but, you know, this really isn't all that bad. Not that I'm saying don't go through all that trauma, of course, it's absolute gold.

Ares, sweetheart, mind dropping off some spare clothes? Pretty sure I'm the wrong size and, well, gender for what I was planning on wearing tonight.

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[the_unrelenting]

Unless you're 6'9, I don't think my clothes'll do you a whole fucking lot of good. I need to borrow some of yours though.

[search2destroy]

I just need something I can wear until I get to a Men's Warehouse or something.

Also, you wearing my clothes is going to be hilarious. Just for the record.

[the_unrelenting]

Alright, I'll bring some shit over.

Won't it be a bitch if I look even better in 'em then you do?

[search2destroy]

Actually, given how girly my fashion sense is nine times out of ten that'd probably be even funnier.

[the_unrelenting]

I don't even know how half of this shit even works. My back is killing me right now.

[search2destroy]

You don't say. D?

[the_unrelenting]

D?

[search2destroy]

Cup size, Ares.

[the_unrelenting]

Oh, fuck if I know. Probably? When I come down you can tell me, out of the two of us you're the expert. I'm use to grabbing 'em, not measuring them.

[search2destroy]

Thankfully I'm pretty adept at both.

[the_unrelenting]

I'll believe it when I see it.