Craziness

Aug 14, 2004 17:27

Thursday was aight. Played some basketball (kicked ass as usual, had to singly handedly beat Sean and Cesar in 2 on 2 'cause the guy on my team kept getting owned by Sean's D, so I had to do most of the work). After ball I went back to Sean's to take a shower. Sean's mom was nice enough to let me steal a burger and some fries, and after eating I sat around at Sean's until it was time to meet up with Paul, Sergio, Andy, and Butch to see Alien vs Predator. Talk about a total suckfest. I'm going to go ahead and ruin the movie for you now since you shouldn't go watch it anyway. Feel free to send me the $6.50 you are saving from my invaluable advice and insight.

First off they spend 45 minutes giving all the humans a backstory and whatnot. The acting is not all that bad or anything, but it takes forever to get to the aliens and the predators. I didn't come see the movie to feel bad when some scientist that is a father of 2 children is killed. I came to watch an alien jump on his ass and then rip him to shreds. Not to mention they kill off all the humans in lame anticlimatic ways, and when the humans do die, I swear every single one of them said something to the effect of, "You are one of the ugliest mother fuckers I have ever seen!" Yes, way to land in that insult before your demise, asshole, I bet the alien crawled in to a corner and cried for a solid hour after that. When the aliens and predators finally start fighting each other, the camera is always zoomed way in so you can only see their faces or their upper bodies as they wrestle each other on the floor. Seriously the movie had like 10 minutes tops of aliens fighting predators.

Thankfully, they decided to do the most idiotic thing in film history, let a human team up with a predator. The predator shows off his sensitive side to this girl, and makes a shield out of the head of an alien, and a spear out of the alien's tail. This is all followed by slow-mo shots of the girl and the predator running through hallways together. At the end of the movie the predator takes off his mask, and for a second I seriously thought they were going to kiss. Instead he just takes some acid and burns some kind of symbol of friendship thing on her face. So that pretty much sums up the whole movie, an hour and a half of total shit, followed by a half hour of watching a predator form a strong emotional bond with one of the human girls. Atleast the latter part was laughably bad.

Friday was pretty interesting, went to the gym with Sean, then headed out to a party at night. There weren't many people when we showed up, so we started our own little party as usual. Corey, Mike, and Andrew brought along some wine and champagne and started drinking, there was a lot of funny stuff said, and we formed our own little wine club. Heather and Britney got drunk and started dancing, and that's always entertaining. I know they're white girls and all, but still, I have never seen anyone so rhythmicly challenged. Some guy started dancing with Britney, and he somehow managed to be just as bad a dancer as her. I sooo wish I had pictures or a movie to show, I could probably sell that shit on the net for some good money. www.drunkdancingwhitegirls.com? Anyway, while I was sitting in the kitchen some guys almost started a fight with some other guys, but it was broken up pretty quick. Well, it was broken up for a whole 2 minutes anyway. Some guy rushed out of the kitchen with an empty bottle of alcohol in his hands mumbling "Where's that pussy at?" to himself. Upon finding said pussy the guy unloaded the bottle of alcohol on to some other kids head. The bottle shattered and the kid fell to the floor, and like 5 kids started punching and kicking him. Some kid also came out of the kitchen with a half broken beer bottle. There was blood all over the place, and finally the girl whose house it was came down and started screaming for everyone to get out. We waited for all the angry people to leave before we headed out. As we were leaving they were still yelling at each other out on the street. What crazy kids. After all that excitement we decided to go to a park for the rest of the night, there was some throwing up, some sitting on monkey bars, and lots of train running. Until next time...
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