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Kids, its time to level with you all. A High School Diploma just doesnt hold the power that it used to. But you know what promises a better future?
The US army!
Graduation a still a few years off? The US Army can help... you forge your diploma.
Got a gimp leg or piss-poor eyesight? The US Army can help... you enlist despite medical disqualifications.
Go to any one of our teeming billions of recruitment offices across the country and sign up now for our shortest enlistment period ever of only 15months (plus 2years in the Reserve or National Guard, then finishing your 8year military obligation in 'volunteer' programs).
It that easy! Go to http://www.army.mil/ to find out more!
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So as soon as i fall in love with what seems like the perfect news publication, they have to go and incite murder in Afghanistan by printing what turned out to be a likely false story about someone flushing the Quran down a toilet. Fucking Figures.
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"He confessed to four more slayings in Conneticut and New York. He also raped most of the women. Last fall, he announced he was abandoning all appeals because his victims families had suffered enough"
From USA Today - about the first person to be executed in Connecticut in the last 45years, despite protests from public defenders, death-penalty opposers and his own family. Michael Ross, 45.
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Is it unAmerican to ponder whether or not the quality of life in Iraq may have been higher under Hussein's regime? Well, those he deemed worthy of living. Its only politics.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/05/12/iraq.livingsurvey/
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Wow. Gas prices are rising and falling faster than the Homeland Security Advisory System. An did i hear something about Ridge talking shit about that system? Didnt he create that?
Now who wants to give a peepshow to the TSA?
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2005-05-15-airport-xray-bottomstrip_x.htm
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The Nepalese Army has rescued 600 students from commie rebels.
Hundreds have died in Uzbekistan. More up-to-date haziness here...
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0518uzbekistan18.html
Business-place amphetamine use is up 6percent from last year.
1616 US citizens dead since the start of the invasion of Iraq as of 5/17/05. A british poll of official Iraqi deaths puts it at about 20,000 to 25,000 (only those accounted for). A nice lady named Marla Ruzicka was counting bodies herself after suspecting a deliberate denial of figures from US forces in Iraq, but she got killed.
Only 217 shopping days til Christmas!
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Villaraigosa Landslide.
I had a feeling. I should have bet money on it.
I also had a feeling that there would be no necessity for a recount, despite the growing trend.
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Isnt some movie coming out on Thursday?N
The US army!
Graduation a still a few years off? The US Army can help... you forge your diploma.
Got a gimp leg or piss-poor eyesight? The US Army can help... you enlist despite medical disqualifications.
Go to any one of our teeming billions of recruitment offices across the country and sign up now for our shortest enlistment period ever of only 15months (plus 2years in the Reserve or National Guard, then finishing your 8year military obligation in 'volunteer' programs).
It that easy! Go to http://www.army.mil/ to find out more!
-=-=-
So as soon as i fall in love with what seems like the perfect news publication, they have to go and incite murder in Afghanistan by printing what turned out to be a likely false story about someone flushing the Quran down a toilet. Fucking Figures.
-=-=-
"He confessed to four more slayings in Conneticut and New York. He also raped most of the women. Last fall, he announced he was abandoning all appeals because his victims families had suffered enough"
From USA Today - about the first person to be executed in Connecticut in the last 45years, despite protests from public defenders, death-penalty opposers and his own family. Michael Ross, 45.
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Is it unAmerican to ponder whether or not the quality of life in Iraq may have been higher under Hussein's regime? Well, those he deemed worthy of living. Its only politics.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/05/12/iraq.livingsurvey/
-=-=-
Wow. Gas prices are rising and falling faster than the Homeland Security Advisory System. An did i hear something about Ridge talking shit about that system? Didnt he create that?
Now who wants to give a peepshow to the TSA?
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2005-05-15-airport-xray-bottomstrip_x.htm
-=-=-
The Nepalese Army has rescued 600 students from commie rebels.
Hundreds have died in Uzbekistan. More up-to-date haziness here...
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0518uzbekistan18.html
Business-place amphetamine use is up 6percent from last year.
1616 US citizens dead since the start of the invasion of Iraq as of 5/17/05. A british poll of official Iraqi deaths puts it at about 20,000 to 25,000 (only those accounted for). A nice lady named Marla Ruzicka was counting bodies herself after suspecting a deliberate denial of figures from US forces in Iraq, but she got killed.
Only 217 shopping days til Christmas!
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Villaraigosa Landslide.
I had a feeling. I should have bet money on it.
I also had a feeling that there would be no necessity for a recount, despite the growing trend.
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Isnt some movie coming out on Thursday?N