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So, i'm stoked this term is finally over! My research paper for mythology was a bitch, but i got her done. If ya'll want to be enlightened a bit, read up a little on Mithras or Mitra (same person, there's many varriations of his name).
Last night was interesting... Met up with John at his old highschool and watched his bro kick some ass in bball. That kid spent more time on the floor--litterally, on the floor--than all of the other players put together. He's real good though.
We picked up Eric from this dump of a bar Bill's; saved him from his psycho stalker. We headed over to this bar, O'Connell's, where the Orange Bowl people were partying. It was pretty damn packed, so we headed to another bar. On the way John and i stopped and said hi to his ex. As soon as we got back in the car i smacked John so hard. She was the coolest, most hands down gorgeous girl i've met in a while. Why he fucked that up blows my mind. After Champions we mobbed over to this house party. As soon as we walked in the door, this big fat homosexual dude named JR started hitting on me. He's funny as hell, but unrelenting. Then we drank a lot, and then drove home... REAL FAST! best time ever.
10 more days, and i'll be in oregon! The first round's on me!!!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It
is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview
between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps
General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things
are you going to teach these young boys when they
visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a
terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a
firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.