Gov. Ryan: Guilty
feed him to the Sharkticons
Oh, wait, the Sharkticons are for the innocent. This guy is guilty. Guilty on all counts.
Anyway -- sorry to double-post, everyone, but this is breaking news. If you're like me, then you're a Wisconsinite living in "exile" in Illnois. You're also trying to follow the political landscape, and more or less are failing to succeed. BUT, you manage to build this little mneumonic: Illinois politics = corruption. I guess this just proves it.
Speaking of Illinois politicans named Ryan, former Illinois senator Jack (Jack?) Ryan lost his seat due to some sex scandal, part of which was trying to get his then-wife Jeri Ryan (yes, THAT Jeri Ryan) to go to strip clubs with him and such.
Do you know what this means!?
...
...Jeri Ryan is single.
~Sean
Oh, wait, the Sharkticons are for the innocent. This guy is guilty. Guilty on all counts.
Anyway -- sorry to double-post, everyone, but this is breaking news. If you're like me, then you're a Wisconsinite living in "exile" in Illnois. You're also trying to follow the political landscape, and more or less are failing to succeed. BUT, you manage to build this little mneumonic: Illinois politics = corruption. I guess this just proves it.
Speaking of Illinois politicans named Ryan, former Illinois senator Jack (Jack?) Ryan lost his seat due to some sex scandal, part of which was trying to get his then-wife Jeri Ryan (yes, THAT Jeri Ryan) to go to strip clubs with him and such.
Do you know what this means!?
...
...Jeri Ryan is single.
~Sean