Brad-isms
In my life, I have met few individuals as unique as Baron VonGeegio. I think I will miss him the most. Here are just a couple of his sayings that I have saved over the last few months.
"Bonk ass class" when referring to his engineering classes taught by a difficult professor. I think his problems come from being unable to understand him. After all, "you can only take that chinglish shit for so long."
"He's a kookafuck!" which I believe is a derivative of "kookafuckintoo."
Did you know that your 401k investments are spent on "bombs and bullshit"?
We have another coworker whose rationale for working usually degenerates into another "wombat willie story."
Dealing with the boss frequently turns into an argument which is "a crazy escalation into insanityville." The boss will get what he deserves because "I go into snappy time." I don't remember the exact context of this quote but it did deal with the boss. "He spreads this shit around like peanutbutter."
FInally, he loves his elderly grandparents. He exhibits a patience with them that is amazing. However, dealing with them can be a challenge because they "mindfuck ya or power-move ya." When talking to his grandmother about what to serve at a housewarming party, she said he needed to be mindful about serving meat during lent. When he asked her what she wanted, she said she didn't care. The smartass said she could have a hamburger and she agreed. Apparentlym "Jesus gives a senior citizen discount" for lent.
"Bonk ass class" when referring to his engineering classes taught by a difficult professor. I think his problems come from being unable to understand him. After all, "you can only take that chinglish shit for so long."
"He's a kookafuck!" which I believe is a derivative of "kookafuckintoo."
Did you know that your 401k investments are spent on "bombs and bullshit"?
We have another coworker whose rationale for working usually degenerates into another "wombat willie story."
Dealing with the boss frequently turns into an argument which is "a crazy escalation into insanityville." The boss will get what he deserves because "I go into snappy time." I don't remember the exact context of this quote but it did deal with the boss. "He spreads this shit around like peanutbutter."
FInally, he loves his elderly grandparents. He exhibits a patience with them that is amazing. However, dealing with them can be a challenge because they "mindfuck ya or power-move ya." When talking to his grandmother about what to serve at a housewarming party, she said he needed to be mindful about serving meat during lent. When he asked her what she wanted, she said she didn't care. The smartass said she could have a hamburger and she agreed. Apparentlym "Jesus gives a senior citizen discount" for lent.