There Are No Flashing Lights in Modern Romance
You know you're at a 2st function when...
1) You see Lindsey Lohan sitting at the bar not speaking a word, because we all know she's only there to get sweet talked by Tommy "The Suplex" Howlett.
2) You see the same guy and girl fist fight twice, and you see it the second time right after they get done talking it out.
3) You see the kids that crushed your wiffleball dreams during your junior year.
4) You see the awkward tension that you think exists between Matt and Justin Pags.
5) You see about 18 different 18-year old bartenders.
Could a title like this be taken serious? You know, I almost wrote that in an English paper not too long ago, and now I'm realizing... That I thought I was a little too clever. Scratch that. Think. Am. Things I say sum up to be one big Crystal yearbook caption, but who better than the Gildea-proclaimed "King of Captions" to take on that role? haha
Like a bird migrates South for the winter, 2st migrates to Pac Sun for the new year. The first thing anyone said to me when I walked into that place last night was: "Hey, where'd you get your shoes at?" I was a blowout away from claiming residency.
To end whatever I said here, I leave you with this question: Are you just going to let Patrick Stump go on thinking he's the reincarnation of Musiq Soulchild?
1) You see Lindsey Lohan sitting at the bar not speaking a word, because we all know she's only there to get sweet talked by Tommy "The Suplex" Howlett.
2) You see the same guy and girl fist fight twice, and you see it the second time right after they get done talking it out.
3) You see the kids that crushed your wiffleball dreams during your junior year.
4) You see the awkward tension that you think exists between Matt and Justin Pags.
5) You see about 18 different 18-year old bartenders.
Could a title like this be taken serious? You know, I almost wrote that in an English paper not too long ago, and now I'm realizing... That I thought I was a little too clever. Scratch that. Think. Am. Things I say sum up to be one big Crystal yearbook caption, but who better than the Gildea-proclaimed "King of Captions" to take on that role? haha
Like a bird migrates South for the winter, 2st migrates to Pac Sun for the new year. The first thing anyone said to me when I walked into that place last night was: "Hey, where'd you get your shoes at?" I was a blowout away from claiming residency.
To end whatever I said here, I leave you with this question: Are you just going to let Patrick Stump go on thinking he's the reincarnation of Musiq Soulchild?