Jun 08, 2005 23:48
I was thinking, wouldn't it be great to go back and relive your childhood years?
I mean cmon when you were a baby you could walk around naked and people are all like "aww that's so cute, a little baby running around butt naked" you do it at say 18, 19 the cops pull you over and scream "INDECENT EXPOSURE!!! 500 DOLLARS", what about the days when you're 2 or 3 and you fall in cow shit your parents coo and go "aww they fell in shit and they're eating it it's cute", you do that now, go to give say your mom or dad or your moms live in lover a hug and they look at you and say "get away from me you sick fuck, you're not my son!!"
what I'm trying to say is that ok so running down the street ass naked is for dirty perverts aged 40 and over and sure eating cow shit probably wont do wonders for your digestion. I'm saying I wanna be a kid again because kids get away with some pretty fucked up shit!!!