Before I forget
Before I forget, I haste you all. I'm posting from Nicole's computer. Helfgott is leaving and he's talking about Cassie needing bathroom towels for tampons. RYan and Gina just got here. I hate you all, I wish I was dead and so were the rest of you. Helfgott's going to get laid or something. Mark said he's a vagina and he needs a beach towel. Gina seems nice. Mark and I are unbeatable at beer pong. I'm watching Jay play prayer of the refugee. According to Jay, Helfgott is Velma. Apparently Britney was asking for it.