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Christ, things in this town are just starting to get weirder.
I've spent most of the week patrolling with Tara and Mikka, two people that shouldn't even be in on this goddamn fight and they've showed more initiative than half the guys under me back in LA. *shakes head*
Last night? Demons showed up with weapons. What the fuck, man? I'm dealing with vampires - grudgingly, I might add - but I'm dealing. I get used to the idea of demons that suck your intestines out through your ass (and seriously, what's the crack with that? They couldn't find a better place to take 'em from?) when we find out that the new, improved kind of demon is packing enough weaponry to open up its own arsenal.
Armed! Fuckin' armed. Like the intestine thing wasn't enough!
Mikka got shot in the stomach. Nerf, I think she called it, though Tara said she should be okay, despite the fact she couldn't even teleport she was in so much pain. We were about 8 down at that point and the demons kept on firing, trying to shoot Tara as she helped Mikka. Got shot in the thigh with a crossbow bolt, hurt like a bitch but it only made me more angry.
Fuckers.
Not that I thought there was an ounce of honor in any kind of demon but she was already down and pretty much out of there anyway. Kept trying to drive 'em back ended up getting shot in the ass and eventually, Tara called for backup. Don't think she's the type of girl who even cusses and I swear, when I heard her say the words Glinda, PartyPixie and SgtBadass in the same sentence? I about cracked up.
Woulda done too, if my thigh wasn't stinging like a motherfucker.
Goddamn demons.
Back in LA all I had to worry about was a few perps high on crack, maybe a couple of gunshot wounds but... Demons and being shot in the ass? Only in Sunnydale, man, only in Sunnydale.
I've spent most of the week patrolling with Tara and Mikka, two people that shouldn't even be in on this goddamn fight and they've showed more initiative than half the guys under me back in LA. *shakes head*
Last night? Demons showed up with weapons. What the fuck, man? I'm dealing with vampires - grudgingly, I might add - but I'm dealing. I get used to the idea of demons that suck your intestines out through your ass (and seriously, what's the crack with that? They couldn't find a better place to take 'em from?) when we find out that the new, improved kind of demon is packing enough weaponry to open up its own arsenal.
Armed! Fuckin' armed. Like the intestine thing wasn't enough!
Mikka got shot in the stomach. Nerf, I think she called it, though Tara said she should be okay, despite the fact she couldn't even teleport she was in so much pain. We were about 8 down at that point and the demons kept on firing, trying to shoot Tara as she helped Mikka. Got shot in the thigh with a crossbow bolt, hurt like a bitch but it only made me more angry.
Fuckers.
Not that I thought there was an ounce of honor in any kind of demon but she was already down and pretty much out of there anyway. Kept trying to drive 'em back ended up getting shot in the ass and eventually, Tara called for backup. Don't think she's the type of girl who even cusses and I swear, when I heard her say the words Glinda, PartyPixie and SgtBadass in the same sentence? I about cracked up.
Woulda done too, if my thigh wasn't stinging like a motherfucker.
Goddamn demons.
Back in LA all I had to worry about was a few perps high on crack, maybe a couple of gunshot wounds but... Demons and being shot in the ass? Only in Sunnydale, man, only in Sunnydale.