[1] I committed suicide: id actually cry loads [2] I said I liked you: id be happy until i realised you were talking at my cock [3] I kissed you: probably punch you. depends how much money and drink is involved [4] I lived next door to you: id come round every day and spam my emo crap at you face to face [5] I started smoking: take note that youre repeating what youve been doing for years [6] I stole something: pretend id seen nothing [7] I smell like shit : yes [8] I ran away from home: ask if i can have your car as you clearly prefer running [9] I got into a fight and you weren't there: hear about it 3 weeks later?
What do you think about my:
[1] Personality: youre as good as i could ever expect a bloke ive never met to be on the internet i guess [2] Eyes: theyre so deep and sensual... [3] Face: even monkeys can look presentable [4] Hair: on your head? [5] Clothes: sean le prawn... god.. [6] feet..HAH: mmmm fetish. no actually i havent got a foot fetish. i have a celebacy fetish
Other:
[1] Who are you?: ross [2] Are we friends?: you can be mine if you let me be yours [3] When and how did we meet?: "met" on the coldplay forum last yearish. july? [4] How have I affected you?: as sad and pathetic as this may sound, sometimes your the only person around to cheer me up. youve probably saved my wrists from a good few slashings. well ok sanity saved me from that [5] What do you think of me?: thats pretty much what this whole things about [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?: i really cant remember anything right now [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?: probably in a wishy washy internet way until we both marry a pair of dirty prostitutes and are too busy nurshing our herpes to come online [8] Do you love me?: yes. in the sort of heterosexual love thy neighbour way [9] Have I ever hurt you?: no [10] Would you hug me?: i suppose as long as you promise not tt rape me [11] Would you kiss me?: for money or when drunk, but no tongues [12] Would you fuck me?: no [13] Would you marry me?: no [14] Emotionally, what stands out?: 8======o [15] Do you wish I was cooler?: definitely not. your already too egotistical [16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?: 10 or 3. you change from day to day [17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: ass-pirate. because youre going to take hold of my galleons of seamen [18] Do i already have a nickname?; howm i meant to know? [19] Am I loveable?: i guess [20] How long have you known me?: 6 months? [21] Describe me in one word.: sean [22] What was your first impression?: an indian [23] Do you still think that way about me now?: what way? oh THAT way... not often, but give it time [24] What do you think my weakness is?: children [25] Do you think I'll get married?: i hope so. i really dont know [26] What about me makes you happy?: im never happy [27] What about me makes you sad?: your brother [28] What reminds you of me?: you [29] What's something you would change about me?: id make you come and live her and be my personal court jester [30] How well do you know me?: not very well, but thats still better than anyone else as i killed all my other freinds [31] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: i came out in the end didnt i? [32] Do you think I would kill someone?: no [33] Are we close? about 10 miles?
[1] I committed suicide: id actually cry loads
[2] I said I liked you: id be happy until i realised you were talking at my cock
[3] I kissed you: probably punch you. depends how much money and drink is involved
[4] I lived next door to you: id come round every day and spam my emo crap at you face to face
[5] I started smoking: take note that youre repeating what youve been doing for years
[6] I stole something: pretend id seen nothing
[7] I smell like shit : yes
[8] I ran away from home: ask if i can have your car as you clearly prefer running
[9] I got into a fight and you weren't there: hear about it 3 weeks later?
What do you think about my:
[1] Personality: youre as good as i could ever expect a bloke ive never met to be on the internet i guess
[2] Eyes: theyre so deep and sensual...
[3] Face: even monkeys can look presentable
[4] Hair: on your head?
[5] Clothes: sean le prawn... god..
[6] feet..HAH: mmmm fetish. no actually i havent got a foot fetish. i have a celebacy fetish
Other:
[1] Who are you?: ross
[2] Are we friends?: you can be mine if you let me be yours
[3] When and how did we meet?: "met" on the coldplay forum last yearish. july?
[4] How have I affected you?: as sad and pathetic as this may sound, sometimes your the only person around to cheer me up. youve probably saved my wrists from a good few slashings. well ok sanity saved me from that
[5] What do you think of me?: thats pretty much what this whole things about
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?: i really cant remember anything right now
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?: probably in a wishy washy internet way until we both marry a pair of dirty prostitutes and are too busy nurshing our herpes to come online
[8] Do you love me?: yes. in the sort of heterosexual love thy neighbour way
[9] Have I ever hurt you?: no
[10] Would you hug me?: i suppose as long as you promise not tt rape me
[11] Would you kiss me?: for money or when drunk, but no tongues
[12] Would you fuck me?: no
[13] Would you marry me?: no
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?: 8======o
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?: definitely not. your already too egotistical
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?: 10 or 3. you change from day to day
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: ass-pirate. because youre going to take hold of my galleons of seamen
[18] Do i already have a nickname?; howm i meant to know?
[19] Am I loveable?: i guess
[20] How long have you known me?: 6 months?
[21] Describe me in one word.: sean
[22] What was your first impression?: an indian
[23] Do you still think that way about me now?: what way? oh THAT way... not often, but give it time
[24] What do you think my weakness is?: children
[25] Do you think I'll get married?: i hope so. i really dont know
[26] What about me makes you happy?: im never happy
[27] What about me makes you sad?: your brother
[28] What reminds you of me?: you
[29] What's something you would change about me?: id make you come and live her and be my personal court jester
[30] How well do you know me?: not very well, but thats still better than anyone else as i killed all my other freinds
[31] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: i came out in the end didnt i?
[32] Do you think I would kill someone?: no
[33] Are we close? about 10 miles?
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