watching the clouds go by
I was bored so i decided to do this:
Smoked a cigarette...unfortunately yes
Smoked a cigar... yup
Made out with a member of the same sex... hmm....not that i can rem
Crashed a friend's car...no, but I crashed my own last year, but it wasn't my fault
Stolen a car...nah
Been in love... not really
Been dumped... yeah, damn cheerleader whores(don't get me started)
Shoplifted... i think I used to steal candy from the corner store, but that was when i was little and in ark. so that don't count
Been fired... Nope, i'm the model employee
Been in a fist fight...yeah i used to scrap everyday almost in grade school, but that was because i was small and used to talk shit to the bullies
Snuck out of my parent's house... yeah a few times, but i always got caught
Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back... ha, you know it
Been arrested... Well ive been handcuffed and put in the back of a car, but never been processed
Made out with a stranger?... yeah kinda, but that's only cuz i didnt know her first or last name. which is my definition of stranger
Gone on a blind date?... I don't even think I've ever even been on a real non-blind date. going out on dates is so... 50's
Lied to a friend... yeah, but it's usually for a really good reason
Had a crush on a teacher... not that i can think of
Skipped school...all the f'in time
Slept with a co-worker... nope
Seen someone die...i saw somebody get in a really bad wreck that ended up dying so i guess technically yeah
Had a crush on one of your livejournal friends... i'm sure at one point on time, but i have a short attention span
Been on a plane...all the time, wish i could fly more i luvs planes
Thrown up in a bar...threw up in the bathroom of tiger bar cuz i
Taken painkillers... yes, for pain purposes
Love someone or miss someone right now... yeah
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by... yeah after a bar onetime we laid by the river and look at all the shapes in the smoke clouds from the factories covering downtown BR, that probably wasn't the healthiest idea
Made a snow angel...yeah when i first moved to AK, but i got snow in my ear and i never did it again
Played dress up... yeah alls the time
Cheated while playing a game...Yeah mostly in board games, but only to counteract
Been lonely... as we speak!
Fallen asleep at work/school... i stay sleeping at work/school
Used a fake id... nope
Felt an earthquake...yeah a few in alaska
Touched a snake... yeah, i wasn't impressed
Run a red light... yeah sometimes i don't be paying attention
Been suspended from school...got suspended for skipping, and i had so many dentions one year that they had to consolidate them into suspensions
Had detention...see above
Hated the way you look... not really, i know i aint nothing to write home to mom about, but i'm content with me.
Pole danced...who hasnt??
Questioned your heart...you have to use logic and reason sometimes to keep you from doing foolish things
Been lost... all the time
Been to the opposite side of the country...yeah i been all over
Swam in the ocean... i can't swim... i'm a loser
Felt like dying... one time i got food poisoning from a jamaican cafe' and i felt like dying all weekend
Cried yourself to sleep...i can't sleep if i'm crying
Played cops and robbers... no i was more of a ninjas and pirates kid
Sung karaoke...yeah I love to sing
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't... yeah you should never say never
Laughed til some kind of beverage came out of your nose...no i don't think my nasal cavities operate like that
Caught a snowflake on your tongue... yep
Kissed in the rain...nope
Sang in the shower... yeah i sing billy joel in the shower
Have a little black dress... nope
Made love in a park... nope
Had a dream that you married someone...all the time, but i dont think i'll ever get married cuz i'm weird like that
Glued your hand to something... yeah superglue is a hell of a thing
Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole...wouldn't put my tongue on no dirty ass flagpole
Kissed a fish...no dirty ass fish either
Worn the opposite sex's clothes...ha yeah
Been a cheerleader... nope
Sat on a roof top...yeah a few times
Didn't take a shower for a week...one time i was sick and couldn't take a showe for a while
Are scared to watch scary movies alone... no, I love scary movies. even shitty ones
Played chicken fight...back in the day
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes...unfortunately yes, I guess i shoulda been wearing a shirt saying "WARNING: i can't swim, don't push me or i'll die!"
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger...uhm.. i think maybe one, but she was really drunk and cock-eyed so she coulda been talking to somebody else close to me.
Broken a bone...chipped a bone in my foot onetime, worst summer EVER!
Been easily amused... one of the easily amused people you'll ever meet
Laughed so hard you cried...yeah me and my friends like to act foolish
Cried so hard you laughed...nah not really
Mooned/flashed someone... yeah me and my old roomate had a ongoing moon/flash war all semester
Cheated on a test... maybe once or twice, I don't trust other people around me enough to cheat off somebody
Forgotten someone's name...oh yeah all the time
Slept naked... yeah, sometimes it gets hot in the south
Gone skinny dipping in a pool... yeah
Been kicked out of your house...no my dad threatened to send me to military school one time, but i know he wouldn't ever do it.
Be honest everyone!!! This could be fun!
Smoked a cigarette...unfortunately yes
Smoked a cigar... yup
Made out with a member of the same sex... hmm....not that i can rem
Crashed a friend's car...no, but I crashed my own last year, but it wasn't my fault
Stolen a car...nah
Been in love... not really
Been dumped... yeah, damn cheerleader whores(don't get me started)
Shoplifted... i think I used to steal candy from the corner store, but that was when i was little and in ark. so that don't count
Been fired... Nope, i'm the model employee
Been in a fist fight...yeah i used to scrap everyday almost in grade school, but that was because i was small and used to talk shit to the bullies
Snuck out of my parent's house... yeah a few times, but i always got caught
Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back... ha, you know it
Been arrested... Well ive been handcuffed and put in the back of a car, but never been processed
Made out with a stranger?... yeah kinda, but that's only cuz i didnt know her first or last name. which is my definition of stranger
Gone on a blind date?... I don't even think I've ever even been on a real non-blind date. going out on dates is so... 50's
Lied to a friend... yeah, but it's usually for a really good reason
Had a crush on a teacher... not that i can think of
Skipped school...all the f'in time
Slept with a co-worker... nope
Seen someone die...i saw somebody get in a really bad wreck that ended up dying so i guess technically yeah
Had a crush on one of your livejournal friends... i'm sure at one point on time, but i have a short attention span
Been on a plane...all the time, wish i could fly more i luvs planes
Thrown up in a bar...threw up in the bathroom of tiger bar cuz i
Taken painkillers... yes, for pain purposes
Love someone or miss someone right now... yeah
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by... yeah after a bar onetime we laid by the river and look at all the shapes in the smoke clouds from the factories covering downtown BR, that probably wasn't the healthiest idea
Made a snow angel...yeah when i first moved to AK, but i got snow in my ear and i never did it again
Played dress up... yeah alls the time
Cheated while playing a game...Yeah mostly in board games, but only to counteract
Been lonely... as we speak!
Fallen asleep at work/school... i stay sleeping at work/school
Used a fake id... nope
Felt an earthquake...yeah a few in alaska
Touched a snake... yeah, i wasn't impressed
Run a red light... yeah sometimes i don't be paying attention
Been suspended from school...got suspended for skipping, and i had so many dentions one year that they had to consolidate them into suspensions
Had detention...see above
Hated the way you look... not really, i know i aint nothing to write home to mom about, but i'm content with me.
Pole danced...who hasnt??
Questioned your heart...you have to use logic and reason sometimes to keep you from doing foolish things
Been lost... all the time
Been to the opposite side of the country...yeah i been all over
Swam in the ocean... i can't swim... i'm a loser
Felt like dying... one time i got food poisoning from a jamaican cafe' and i felt like dying all weekend
Cried yourself to sleep...i can't sleep if i'm crying
Played cops and robbers... no i was more of a ninjas and pirates kid
Sung karaoke...yeah I love to sing
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't... yeah you should never say never
Laughed til some kind of beverage came out of your nose...no i don't think my nasal cavities operate like that
Caught a snowflake on your tongue... yep
Kissed in the rain...nope
Sang in the shower... yeah i sing billy joel in the shower
Have a little black dress... nope
Made love in a park... nope
Had a dream that you married someone...all the time, but i dont think i'll ever get married cuz i'm weird like that
Glued your hand to something... yeah superglue is a hell of a thing
Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole...wouldn't put my tongue on no dirty ass flagpole
Kissed a fish...no dirty ass fish either
Worn the opposite sex's clothes...ha yeah
Been a cheerleader... nope
Sat on a roof top...yeah a few times
Didn't take a shower for a week...one time i was sick and couldn't take a showe for a while
Are scared to watch scary movies alone... no, I love scary movies. even shitty ones
Played chicken fight...back in the day
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes...unfortunately yes, I guess i shoulda been wearing a shirt saying "WARNING: i can't swim, don't push me or i'll die!"
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger...uhm.. i think maybe one, but she was really drunk and cock-eyed so she coulda been talking to somebody else close to me.
Broken a bone...chipped a bone in my foot onetime, worst summer EVER!
Been easily amused... one of the easily amused people you'll ever meet
Laughed so hard you cried...yeah me and my friends like to act foolish
Cried so hard you laughed...nah not really
Mooned/flashed someone... yeah me and my old roomate had a ongoing moon/flash war all semester
Cheated on a test... maybe once or twice, I don't trust other people around me enough to cheat off somebody
Forgotten someone's name...oh yeah all the time
Slept naked... yeah, sometimes it gets hot in the south
Gone skinny dipping in a pool... yeah
Been kicked out of your house...no my dad threatened to send me to military school one time, but i know he wouldn't ever do it.
Be honest everyone!!! This could be fun!