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well i was walking around my house around noon i heard crickets creeking and all of the sudden i heard a yelp and a holler i look over and see my friend billy bob. now billybob has been gone from somewhat years so this my friends was one freaky thing. i immediately arrose to my feet in agony. the dog began to howl and the bird, who is my own friend left schreeched and chirped. billybob told me he wanted to give me something from the big man above. it was a plattter of cheese he told me it was my calling and that the cheese represented my life. he told me to delicately unwrap each cheese ball and place it on my tongue. so i did as billybob told me too and boy what a journey. the cheese happened to taste much moire scrumptious then my last piece of mozerella. he told me this was magic cheese and the big man wanted me to feel the magic within. so i just wanted to report this sighting, because well basically i feel it meant something and billybob was not one to come around often wowow what a fun expierience i hope he posses me one day, if that happens ill be sure to write back
your friend jones.
p.s. he killed my bird