.x38 [Voice ; Japanese - Accidental]

[seals_fate]

[The sound of a zap before several long moments of shuffling and the apparently rustling of material. Namely covers.]

...Ah. I'm still here then. This thing makes a useful alarm...painful but useful.
I suppose that I shouldn't use those again. ...I wanted a single night of sleep and i've slept more or less through two weeks. Why can't I sleep

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[wishgazer]

[Listen to him trying not to laugh.]

[seals_fate]

[So very evil...we're also being strong here and resisting the urge to say anything.]

[wishgazer]

[Allow me to cut the silence, Sleeping Beauty.] Are you fully awake now?

[seals_fate]

[Inappropriate name there.] I am, yes.

[wishgazer]

[Snow White, then?.] Good. We would want you to pull a fairy tale princess and wait for someone to wake you up.

[seals_fate]

[Still inappropriate, there's no Prince Charming.] That--

[wishgazer]

[You're forgetting a certain someone here. And yes, I do love to make you pull that face.]

[seals_fate]

[They're fairy tales, not horror movies. And damn you for knowing what to say.]

[wishgazer]

[What, am I not handsome enough?]

[seals_fate]

[... Your idea of romance includes stabbing people and ripping out hearts.]

[wishgazer]

[But isn't that the beauty of it?]

[seals_fate]

[No, no it's not.]

[wishgazer]

[But isn't love from the heart, and to show it you must give your heart away to-

/shuts off purple prose generator]

[seals_fate]

[...You officially stink at romance and at fairy tales. Thank god you don't read bedtime stories.]

[wishgazer]

[My son seems to think otherwise.]

[seals_fate]

[You have a warped son.]