No High Life
So now I've been drunk with my Atlanta friends. First I did it with Stacy and LJ. I drank 6 Tecates, I got plastered. I was slurring and wobbly, I've never been that type of drunk before. I was so fucking loud too, and could NOT stop swearing for the life of me. Shit, I was worse than a sailor. We went for a walk, LJ and Stacy stablized me from time to time, I was pretty belligerent though. When we got back to Stacy's I drunk dialed some people. One of which was James, my Minnesotan friend who always drinks Tecate. I babbled who knows what about for 4-5 minutes to him, he was responsive it was a good reaction, lol. He told me Tecate hits you pretty hard and I was like "Fuck! I motherfucking know, holy fucking shit, why am I so god damn motherfucking fucking drunk!? God motherfucking damnit!" James asked if I called Nick yet and I said no so he told me I should call Nick. So I did, but I had to leave a message. I don't really remember much else, but LJ and Stacy said I beat them especially when they tried to make me go to bed, I flailed around and clotheslined them both. I woke up the next morning giggling...I get drunk and stay drunk for too long.
Last night Nikita, Rob, Josh, Katie, Hays and I rented a hotel room to drink in. We played Kings, I love that game. Nikita got drunk first. Katie started getting there. Then I attained a right drunken state above all else. I had rum and coke after, I knew it was dumb, I did puke, but it felt good. Josh was always there for me, but it wasn't necessary. Apparently I was hugging the toilet for quite some time. I walked and talked fine though, unlike that Tecate. I started laughing so hard I cried, then I really did cry and I said I wanted my room mate. Hays evidentally did a strip show for me, but I averted my eyes apprently. I have no recollection of this whatsoever. It was 1am one minute and then it was 5am all of a sudden. Oh yeah but back at like midnight the cops came in to check on us and we all hid in the bathroom except Rob and Katie. So anyway I also have no recollection of hitting people, but apparently I flailed around a lot and Katie took a beating just because she was right next to me. I don't remember this at all. I also spilled beer...or maybe it was water all over my pants, I was soaked so Katie let me wear her pjs. So next I remember I stayed up talking to Josh and Katie cuz everyone else went to bed. Then I apprently took a shit and everyone remembers it I laugh but I'm too scared to ask if they heard or smelled it. Oh dear how embarassing. NEways I came out and Josh and Katie had abandoned me for bed too. I was like "Aw no, you guys can't go to bed too. You were supposed to stay up with me. Aw man. Fine I'm sleeping in the fucking bed cuz I motherfucking paid for it." So I jumped on Nikita or Hays or Rob and squeezed myself in there somewhere.
This morning I woke up laughing again. I've just now sobered up entirely actually. I was giggling and laughing at everyone this morning and trying to make everybody wake up and jumping up and down. They were like "Why7 the fuck ar eyou still drunk!?" Then Nikita did an impersonation of me last night where I evidentally said fuck a lot...cuz that's what I do when I'm drunk. Damn, I forgot a lot of last night. Neways so we stared talking. They tried to make me shut up at first then I tried to make Rob shut up, then...we were all pretty much awake. I had some good quotes this morning, Rob might put them on his facebook, lol. It makes me happy. "Being a penis is one thing, but it's a whole nother thing entirely to be a vagina." Don't remember what else. Oh but it was a good time, good company.
So tonight we're celebrating Christmas and tomorrow. Then Roya, Katie, Macie and I are going to the cabin then Rob, Josh and I are camping, then it's New Years Eve Party and theeeenn EUROPE!
Last night Nikita, Rob, Josh, Katie, Hays and I rented a hotel room to drink in. We played Kings, I love that game. Nikita got drunk first. Katie started getting there. Then I attained a right drunken state above all else. I had rum and coke after, I knew it was dumb, I did puke, but it felt good. Josh was always there for me, but it wasn't necessary. Apparently I was hugging the toilet for quite some time. I walked and talked fine though, unlike that Tecate. I started laughing so hard I cried, then I really did cry and I said I wanted my room mate. Hays evidentally did a strip show for me, but I averted my eyes apprently. I have no recollection of this whatsoever. It was 1am one minute and then it was 5am all of a sudden. Oh yeah but back at like midnight the cops came in to check on us and we all hid in the bathroom except Rob and Katie. So anyway I also have no recollection of hitting people, but apparently I flailed around a lot and Katie took a beating just because she was right next to me. I don't remember this at all. I also spilled beer...or maybe it was water all over my pants, I was soaked so Katie let me wear her pjs. So next I remember I stayed up talking to Josh and Katie cuz everyone else went to bed. Then I apprently took a shit and everyone remembers it I laugh but I'm too scared to ask if they heard or smelled it. Oh dear how embarassing. NEways I came out and Josh and Katie had abandoned me for bed too. I was like "Aw no, you guys can't go to bed too. You were supposed to stay up with me. Aw man. Fine I'm sleeping in the fucking bed cuz I motherfucking paid for it." So I jumped on Nikita or Hays or Rob and squeezed myself in there somewhere.
This morning I woke up laughing again. I've just now sobered up entirely actually. I was giggling and laughing at everyone this morning and trying to make everybody wake up and jumping up and down. They were like "Why7 the fuck ar eyou still drunk!?" Then Nikita did an impersonation of me last night where I evidentally said fuck a lot...cuz that's what I do when I'm drunk. Damn, I forgot a lot of last night. Neways so we stared talking. They tried to make me shut up at first then I tried to make Rob shut up, then...we were all pretty much awake. I had some good quotes this morning, Rob might put them on his facebook, lol. It makes me happy. "Being a penis is one thing, but it's a whole nother thing entirely to be a vagina." Don't remember what else. Oh but it was a good time, good company.
So tonight we're celebrating Christmas and tomorrow. Then Roya, Katie, Macie and I are going to the cabin then Rob, Josh and I are camping, then it's New Years Eve Party and theeeenn EUROPE!