Jul 31, 2005 00:58
Thirteen random things you like:
1. food
2. some friends
3. money
4. music
5. food
6. any phonecalls
7. my co-workers
8. my dick
9. food
10. modest mouse
11. food
12. lj lol
13. intranet!
Twelve movies you like:
1. the fuck me movie
2. ANYTHING mary-kate and ashley!
3. that porno i was in
4. the andy milonakis movie
5. get off of your cell phone
6. newsies!
7. omg casparys!!!
8. that one movie
9. aladdin
10. the exorcist
11. the stephenie sapp movie
12. i hate arizona
Eleven good bands/artists:
1. modest mouse is okay sometimes i guess
2. that one punx band
3. 3 days grace
4. 3 doors down
5. 3 big dicks up my ass
6. the trannies
7. the uglies
8. the greasies
9. the fatties
10. the shitties
11. i hate music
Ten things about you physically:
1. im fat
2. i wear shitty clothes
3. i wear a wig
4. i dont wear makeup cause thats kewl and i cant even afford air conditioning omg!
6. im reaaallly short
5. i wear an eye patch
7. i smell like shit
8. my gauges are so big you could fit your daddys big black dick in them
9. i dont shower
10. i wear the same pants every day
9 good friends:
1. my mom
2. my dad
3. my sister
4. jessies sister
5. jessicas sisters
6. my grandma
7. my cousin jc
8. my cousin pj
9. charlie
10. the ghost that possessed jessie
Eight favorite foods/drinks:
1. dick
2. apple juice
3. pigs
4. big meaty hamburgers
5. big racks of ribs
6. fuck salad
7. CHICKEN WANGS
8. leather shoes
Seven things you wear daily:
1. i
2. never
3. wear
4. ANYTHING!!!!!
5. !
6. !!!
7. !!
Six things that annoy you:
1. people that try really hard to be weird
2. fuck yall
3. my dick
4. people who try to make their voices sound cute
5. dummies
6. phone rings
Five things you touch everyday:
1. my dick
2. my nappy hair
3. my keyboard duh!
4. the yahoo mail button
5. my myspace login button
Four shows you watch:
1. softcore late night hbo porn
2. andy milonakis!
3. fuck yall
4. TV IS TEH_DEV1L!!11
Three celebrities you have a crush on: Dead or Alive?
DEAD:
1. cher
2. tina faye
3. madonna
ALIVE:
1. andy milonakis
2. mike jones is sew seen
3. yeah yall
Two people on LJ that you have kissed:
1. shae
2. well me and gavin kiss a lot
One person that you could spend the rest of your life with:
1. myself yall!