Treize;

[sealedinthunder]

I got some pets.

I got two goldfish - I have named one Sol and one Jam. Sol is big and has a red spot on his head and Jam is absurdly stupid for a fish.

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[darkest0knight]

How do you know if a fish is stupid? Did you make it take a test?

[sealedinthunder]

Most fish usually don't attempt to wedge themselves into the filter four times.

[darkest0knight]

*snickers* Maybe it's a suicidal fish. You could get it some counseling?

[sealedinthunder]

I should find it a priest. I think Sol-fish is bullying her.

[darkest0knight]

Fishbowl bullying: it's a horrible epidemic. I think I saw an episode of Dr. Phil on it once.

[sealedinthunder]

Should I get them counseling? I think fishbowl bullying results in a negligent parent.

[darkest0knight]

Better do it. I hear those fish custody battles can be horrific.

[sealedinthunder]

Poor Jam-fish. Here I thought she was stupid, when she was really just depressed.

[darkest0knight]

It's a common mistake. The symptoms are very similar.

[sealedinthunder]

Maybe I should get her a boyfriend. I can name it "Axl-fish".

But then Sol-fish may be jealous. You know that many fish are often bullied because the other fish harbor secret affections?

[darkest0knight]

Oh really? I bet Sol-fish pulls Jam-fish's fins on the playground too. Young love.

[sealedinthunder]

At least if I'm going to lose my sanity, I'll do it with fish.

[darkest0knight]

Don't worry, Teach. Around here, insanity can only be a benefit.

[sealedinthunder]

Would you like to come over and meet my fish?

[darkest0knight]

Sure. Uh...after I give some gold and half a pizza to a dragon and make sure Alucard's actually going to keep him from trying to eat people, that is.

[sealedinthunder]

...a dragon?

Sol slayed a dragon, once. And all Sol-fish can seem to do is plot Jam-fish's demise.