It's An Idea Day!

[seal_clubber]

New From DreadCo: I've decided to invent a harness for businessmen to wear while travelling via mass transit. It'll have over-the-shoulder, backpack like straps, and the main rig will be a clamp set in the middle of your back that holds your briefcase. It won't hold it flat; it will hold it by the base, so that the whole thing sticks straight out

Comments

[im_a_honky]

I would pay the nine dollars for a ticket to that movie. Then I'd probably buy the DVD and play it on my portable DVD player so everyone around me got antsy enough to stop being incosiderate.

[dogofthefuture]

Oooh! Oooh! Can the killer also attack people who try to crowd their way onto subway and train cars before other people get off, despite COPIOUS signs in various languages begging commuters not to do so? Especially when the people trying to crowd on have strollers, which makes it even worse. I'd really like for those people to be in for some killin'.

[seal_clubber]

I have been known to comment, "Yeah, that whole 'wait until passengers have left the train before boarding' thing is tricky, isn't it?" when my fellow passengers are forcing their way onto the train so they can get the good seat.

So, yeah: right up near the top of the list, baby.

consider...*this*!

[wraithgirl]

Yup, I like this flick. Moreover, if you made that briefcase sharkfin, people would buy it and you would become rich and never have to ride the subway again.

[marquismarc]

I love it!

reminds me of that scene in (Predator 2) i think, when he the Predator scans all the people on the subway car - and kills all those with a weapon of any sort somewhere on their body, which is all but about 3 people!

We could just expand the term "weapon" to include any backpack when worn on a public transit vehicle.