Golidlocks and the Three Tie Lengths
As I have been working in a corporate environment for twenty years (which, assuming 2 weeks vacation a year and 10 sick days, means there have been almost 5,000 mornings of getting-ready-for-work), you would think that I could successfully get my tie to hang at the correct length on the first try.
You would think that, but you would be wrong.
You would think that, but you would be wrong.