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[seal_clubber]

Last Thursday, I dreamed that I won $43 million in the lottery. I worked late that day, and stopped off to buy milk from the Metro on my way home.

"You playing Max?" asked the cashier.

"The lottery?" I asked.

"Yeah," she said. "It's up to $42 million."

Okay, I thought. The universe is trying to communicate with me, or something. I made a

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[wraithgirl]

I hate it when what the universe communicates is: "Ha ha, fooled you!" Stupid universe.

[seal_clubber]

Stupid universe, indeed. I could have used that $6 to buy a cheeseburger, or something.

[wraithgirl]

You should of haz cheezeburger.

Stupid universe.

[saritishus]

So I guess I shouldn't quit my job?

[seal_clubber]

Not just yet.

[chixxor]

At least you have the option to win amounts like 40 million dollars. Here it costs like 20 bucks to win a measly two million or something.... My dream is gone! I'm all dead inside!

[seal_clubber]

Aww, don't give up yet! If and when my train comes in, everybody rides. :-)

And next weekend, it's up to $50 million.

[marquismarc]

You may actually have won - in a nearby parallel quantum state. Universal Guidance is of such high frequency that it can sometimes be heard across quantum barriers. Rest assured, another "you" is now basking is the dreams of avarice.

[seal_clubber]

Yeah, but that that fucker isn't sharing.