Here's Samuel K. Jackson's most famous line from the Oscar-winning Snakes on a Plane... as it appeared on primetime television recently.
Ahhh, yes. Simian-combatting snakes on the plane that does not fly on weekends. Good times.
I am reminded of watching Die Hard 2 on television with
mrs_clubber when hereo John McClane uttered his famous line, "Yippee Ki yay, Mr. Falcon!"
So here's the question I put to you now: what's the lamest curseword censor replacement you've ever encountered? Could be something you saw on television, or on an airplane ("Don't make me butch slap you!"), or anywhere else where they worry that The Bad Words Will Offend.
Inquiring minds want to know.