ThnkGeek April Fool's
Ahhh, thinkgeek.com. Every April 1st, they send me a newsletter of new products that don't actually exist. Last year, I fell for it, gaping in disbelief at the product description for "Super Pii Pii Bros" for the Wii (which I found believable because, y'know, Japan).
This year, I didn't fall for it (Squeez Bacon? Unicorn Chaser? Functional Portal Shirts?)... but I think it's just tragic that the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag doesn't exist. Look! It even has a Tauntaun Intestine pattern on the inside! And you use the little glowing lighhtsaber zipper pull tab to slit the tauntaun open! Hee!
Every time every single time I zipped a kid into this thing I would say, "And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"