Today I bestow birthday Huzzahs upon
sarcasma, who is celebrating the I-have-no-idea* anniversary of her entry into the world.
Hope you get good stuff. Like your voice back. And cake!
*I'm not about to try and guess the correct the number, because, DANGER.**
**This is not to imply that you are old or sensitive about your age. This is because (a) I have met you non-electronically exactly once, several years past, and (b) I am astonishingly terrible at correctly estimating female age.