On the subway this morning, I found myself standing in front of (and thus staring at for quite a while) an for Absolut Vodka ("Absolut Advice", it said). For whatever reason, I heard Obi-wan Kenobi in my head stating, "Only a Sith deals in Absolutes".
So naturally when I got to work, instead of catching up on my massive workload I spent the first twenty minutes making this: