The April Fool is ... Me!
Awwww, man. I totally fell for thinkgeek.com's annual April Fool's listing of Super Pii Pii Brothers for the Ninentdo Wii, a game where the Wiimote is strapped on like an artificial penis, allowing you to direct a stream of on-screen urine into opening and closing toilet bowls. They claimed it was a Japanese import, and the game description was just weird enough to sound plausible (especially given the extistence of actual games like "Dating Simulators" with such titles as "Water Closet: The Forbidden Room").
Well played, ThinkGeek. You won this round. See you next year.
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