Blasting Off on the TTC

[seal_clubber]

This morning I had the pleasure of sitting next to the Incredible Farting Woman on the subway. It sounded like she was sitting on trombone, and apparently she is rather fond of eggs.

I was going to move, but I kept thinking, "Okay, she has got to be out of gas now..."

Bad call all around. Not an auspicious start to the day.

Just thought I'd share.