I'm trying. I am.
I'm trying to do some college work. I am. I swear. But, oh, it's so boring. My brain refuses point blank to focus on the finer points of database design, which is currently leading to a strange Gollum-style internal debate between me and my brain.
My Brain: Okay, bored now.
Me: You've read two sentences!
My Brain: They were the two most boring sentences ever constructed. I refuse to absorb any more information, if it's going to be that dull.
Me: Look, we need to know this stuff, or they'll kick us out of college. Just read a bit more.
My Brain: Shan't.
Me: Just the rest of this chapter. Okay, so the Enforce Referential Integrity option is used to...
My Brain: I can't cope with this.
Me: Is used to ensure that any value entered in the Foreign key already exists in the Primary key field...
My Brain: I want to read hobbit slash.
Me: You have a problem, you know that?
My Brain: Okay, bored now.
Me: You've read two sentences!
My Brain: They were the two most boring sentences ever constructed. I refuse to absorb any more information, if it's going to be that dull.
Me: Look, we need to know this stuff, or they'll kick us out of college. Just read a bit more.
My Brain: Shan't.
Me: Just the rest of this chapter. Okay, so the Enforce Referential Integrity option is used to...
My Brain: I can't cope with this.
Me: Is used to ensure that any value entered in the Foreign key already exists in the Primary key field...
My Brain: I want to read hobbit slash.
Me: You have a problem, you know that?