Eridan: Make them pay (for knowing you)

[seahorsecaesar]

more than evver i find myself in need of quadrant fillin

all of the quadrants
all of them
evver

Comments

[has_signed_on]

[Izaya continues to be sad he didn't even have to try and hack that thing because someone gave him a free pass. Very sad indeed.]

Did you just major typo that you wanted to kiss me?

[seahorsecaesar]

no not at all thats not wwhat i meant i wwant you to be my kismesis its like

howw wwould you humans put it

this feels so wwrong wwith a human just so you knoww so feel special for that too

[has_signed_on]

...........|

Special snowflake. Got it. What is a kismesis and why do you have to be so aggravatingly unhelpful?

[seahorsecaesar]

it means

it means

it means i hate you

like a special kind of hate

a hate set apart of only a certain kind of person and its not like the i wwant to kill you hatred thats different youre not that awwful and im not sure if thats a good or a bad thing so dont ask

[has_signed_on]

First off. Punctuation. Second. Don't answer my second question or anything. Third.

That's really really similar to my burning desire to put my foot between your huge nerdly glasses for no real reason. I think.

Further explanation is required.

explaining how does i

[seahorsecaesar]

oh come on after all this noww youre complainin about my typin i thought wwe wwere wwell past that

yes yes you see and not vvery far removved from my need to degrade you about your humanness and the disgustin red colour of your blood and so on

wwhy cant humans havve quadrants so i wwouldnt havve to explain evverythin and risk embarassin myself and soundin like im crossin the lines just to make you explain wwhat im tryin to say

[has_signed_on]

Usually I suck it up, but then you had to go and make Hadrian's Wall sized paragraphs.

I'd also like to point out the whole embarrassment issue just went void when you went and proclaimed your hate for me like it was daytime TV. Seriously, I just saw a soap opera flash before my eyes. So don't worry~

[seahorsecaesar]

wwell its deeper than humans simple notion of hatred but wwhatevver

as long as you understand that this its you and me in this no matter wwhat the others might say

[has_signed_on]

Hold up.

Are we about to engage in something tangled and forbidden and worthy of starting a war?

[seahorsecaesar]

if i say yess wwill that make it more appealin to you

[has_signed_on]

You best your wizardly scarf it will.

Is there something to make this official or are you just mine to hate now?

[seahorsecaesar]

this is good enough to make it ofishal dont wworry
evveryones goin to glubbin flip

[has_signed_on]

Yeah okay. So is that it?

[seahorsecaesar]

thats is
you can go back to bein a hateful glubber noww

[has_signed_on]

*it
Alright! Later, Napoleon! ♥

[seahorsecaesar]

no the proper symbol is ♠

wwait

wwait wwhat the hell

someone is about to die