Eridan: Freak the heck out -Text -

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhy are humans so inconsiderate and insesitivve you wwould think wwe wwould havve done better than that

not evveythin can be perfect i guess i mean look at howw fuckin flawwed they are havvin their nasty blood and evveythin

Comments

[aquarium_tipper]

diid you ju2t do that backward2??

[seahorsecaesar]

oh fuck wwhy you
and wwhat do you mean backwwards

[aquarium_tipper]

look ii'm goiing two keep thii2 briief and iit'2 only for the 2ake of karma or 2ome other make beliieve 2hiit 2o 2hove iit briine2ucker.

ii meant diid you mean two 2how everyone your dii2ta2te for human2 and your thiing wiith kk priivate?

cuz that wa2n't anythiing iintere2tiing.

[He read your OH SO SEKRIT locked line of text 8|]

[seahorsecaesar]

stay out of my business sight fail fold fuck dont you knoww how to keep your stupid coloured sight holes to yourself

[private]

[aquarium_tipper]

[As per subject line, Sollux switches their conversation to a locked down private because oh GOD Eridan u 2o dumb.]

thii2 ii2 me blatantly iignoriing your double comment2 two my eye2 becau2e that'2 cro22iing intwo 2ome terriitory ii don't want two THIINK about.

ii only 2aiid anythiing becau2e even though ii pretty much pretend ii don't know you there'2 only 2iix of u2 here 2o ii thought we miight do the mo2t logiical thiing

and not look like a huge group of fucka22e2 iin front of the human2.

Re: [private]

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhy should wwe care wwhat wwe look like to them they dont understand us and most of them could nevver fathom the depth of our wways and the complexities of our existence

its not my fault theyre stupid

[forever private]

[aquarium_tipper]

do ii have two 2pell iit out for you?
ii2 thii2 now 2peak and 2pell?
hey kiid2 iit'2 tholluck2!!
here two tell you thii2 ii2 goiing two end up ju2t liike your mii2hap wiith the ro2e human.

thats what you think hackmaster

[seahorsecaesar]

i havve yet to meet any humans wwith her kind of talents and abilities

[aquarium_tipper]

yeah okay beecau2e the re2t of the player2 from her game aren't here or anythiing.
fuck iit.
ii 2aiid my peace and 2omehow you 2tiil manage two be the biigge2t glubbiing grub fucker ii have ever known.
later.

[seahorsecaesar]

hey

hey
hey

you do not dismiss me i dismiss you

and you are noww dismissed