Eridan: Freak the heck out -Text -

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhy are humans so inconsiderate and insesitivve you wwould think wwe wwould havve done better than that

not evveythin can be perfect i guess i mean look at howw fuckin flawwed they are havvin their nasty blood and evveythin

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private;

[forevercapslock]

WHAT DO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT?

HI I'VE MISSED YOU IM NOT DEAD

[seahorsecaesar]

some wweird shit that one human wwas yackin about

YAYAYAY I AM GLAD BB

[forevercapslock]

WHICH HUMAN?

I promise I won't disappear again, at least for a while.

[seahorsecaesar]

the one wwho wwrites in that grotesque colour

You better nottttt

[forevercapslock]

STRIDER? WITH THE SUNGLASSES?
WHAT'D HE SAY TO YOU THAT'S GOT YOU SO FUCKING WORKED UP?

Re: You better nottttt

[seahorsecaesar]

he alluded to you and him havin some feelins of the reddish persuasion

thats not true right you havve more self respect than to lowwer yourself to that dont you

[forevercapslock]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
AMPORA, I WOULD RATHER JUMP IN A BUCKET WITH *YOU* THAN WITH DAVE STRIDER.

[seahorsecaesar]

wwell thats reassurin

wwait

wwait wwhat do you mean by that

[forevercapslock]

I MEAN THAT FOR AS MANY TIMES AS I HAVE HAD TO TURN DOWN YOUR COMPLETELY UNDESIRED AND CREEPY ASS SOLICITATIONS, YOU ARE PREFERABLE TO STRIDER.

[seahorsecaesar]

you should feel honored that you merit my so called solicitations at all i could just completely ignore you you knoww

filthy assblooded thing that you are

i guess im supposed to take some solace in the fact that im better than a pink skinned freak

[forevercapslock]

ERIDAN.
THIS IS REALLY FUCKING TIRESOME.
AND BORDERS ON A REALLY CLUMSY BLACK SOLICITATION THAT I JUST DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW.

WHAT DID STRIDER ACTUALLY SAY TO YOU?

[seahorsecaesar]

he said he wwould wwhat wwas it make out wwith you and do unspeakable things in buckets wwith you if he damned wwell pleased

i feel dirty just sayin it

[forevercapslock]

I FEEL EQUALLY DIRTY READING IT, SO DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN.

[seahorsecaesar]

fine

just tell me you wwill nevver do anythin like that with a human

seriously redeem your wwretched blood just for a second

[forevercapslock]

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING BLOOD, I AM GETTING SERIOUSLY TIRED OF IT. I AM ABOUT TO BECOME NARCOLEPTIC ON THE SUBJECT OF MY BLOOD.
I WILL RANDOMLY AND WITHOUT WARNING STOP TALKING TO YOU IF YOU KEEP MENTIONING IT.

[seahorsecaesar]

fine ill stop

fuck no need to be so touchy