every time you close your eyes, lies, lies
whenever i go on myspace and look at profiles i always end up really angry. i don't know who exactly i'm angry at. i guess on the surface it's toward the people who made them, but it would seem pretty absurd that I would get angry at people i don't even know for doing some normal activity.
i don't have any other explanation, though, so i guess that's just what it must be. i am beginning to conclude that i will have no other choice but to live the rest of my life in the face of near total misanthropy.
people buy hats and jerseys of teams just because they think it looks cool even though they've clearly never even fucking seen a baseball or basketball game.
girls dressing up like twelve-dollar whores. that's real attractive. now everyone wants to have sex with you. that should get you a long way. what ever happened to having an imagination? no one needs one anymore. you're a sophomore. you don't actually have to imagine the hot chick in your class taking her clothes off in front of you because you already have it, right in front of your computer. everyone is such a goddamn spoiled piece of shit these days.
while we're talking about girls, i realize that this is not an original complaint, but this shit with the sunglasses. apparently now the cool sunglasses are the ones that cover the entire top half of the girl's goddamn face. there definitely hasn't been a more annoying and frustrating fashion trend since i've been alive. i guess everyone is afraid to show other people what they look like, we've all become jaded enough that everyone has to go outside pretending to be the goddamn princess of monaco.
i want to throw up because everything is just so easy. you don't have to go out and have fun anymore because every time you turn your face a different direction someone is trying to force feed you. promiscuous boy, you already know that i'm all yours, what you waiting for? turn on the tv and someone will give you a lap dance. everything we read and watch and hear is all paper mache, you take 3 extra goddamn minutes to try to understand it better and it's all just nonsense.
9381 times a day someone calls from bally total fitness or directv or qwest or omaha steaks wanting me or my dad or mom to buy something. i hate phones. honestly, i wish they never would have been invented. not just cell phones, all phones. if you call 911 and it wasn't really an emergency, you should have your fucking phone taken away for life. you should just be refused service from then on until the day you die.
american idol. just die already. someone on the show, just have a stroke. walk into oncoming traffic.
in spite of all this entertainment that has been created for the sole purpose of distracting people from living, everyone is still bored.
my two favorite websites by far are espn.com and wikipedia. mostly everything else sucks. i go to the biggest political blog, daily kos, every day. most of it is just old or angry people bitching about how bad bush is. it does absolutely nothing for me. everyone i know realizes after six years that bush is a fucking moron, even if it hurts their pride too much to admit it. he's an absolute retard, and the guys he hired to run the country are a bunch of liars and crooks. they all steal money from us and use it to kill other people and take their money. you're spending what, like 918158 billion dollars in iraq? why the fuck should anyone here have to pay for this shit? you want to do it, you should pay for it yourself. instead they take our money and use it to destroy iraq, then they take more of our money and give it to the companies they own to rebuild it. that's some good business right there. everyone in this country let them do it, so we deserve what we get. you voted for bush, you deserve to lose. you didn't vote, you deserve to lose. i give the bush dudes credit for winning, even if they perpetrated a massive fraud upon 300 million people.
rap music is a fucking joke. they put all these douchebags in front of a camera and give them a million dollars and tell them to say as much ridiculous shit as they can over a beat by Jazze Pha or whatever and everyone buys it. it's unbelievably racist. rap music makes white people think that black people are a bunch of dumb fucking criminals, which is a load of bullshit. i wrote some email a couple of years ago to the manager of hot 98.3 and asked him why the hell he's so willing to play all this terrible music but not the roots or talib kweli or blackalicious or any hip-hop music with an ounce of depth or creativity, and he said that he doesnt play it because no one likes it. it's the other way around, no one likes it because they never play it. people will always buy anything that you sell hard enough, no matter how good or bad it happens to be. you can promote a really really shitty movie and still make money off it, even though the movie sucks. that's just how it works. people like easy shit even if it sucks. one of the reasons why people are extremely unimpressive.
poker is terrible. everyone is the man in poker apparently. honestly, i'd rather lose my money getting mugged on the street. at least then the other guys earned it instead of taking it by some absolute miracle of probability.
i don't hate people who can't read, i hate people who can't read and are proud of it.
i don't hate fat people, i hate people who are fat but do nothing about it and try to collect fucking disability insurance and take up 7 seats on a goddamn airplane and are stunned to find out that mcdonalds and the WB network both give you heart disease. i hate fat people who claim that dieting and exercising doesn't work for them.
i hate people who are perfectly willing to be religious when it suits them but if it's inconvenient then hey fuck you, jesus. if jesus came back to earth he would be kicking so many people's asses right now.
i have a problem with killing people. i don't have a problem with beating the crap out of someone. all wars should be fought with bare fists. the occasional 2x4 or folding chair would be permitted. i had a funny thought the other day. they were playing that song by panic at the disco on KFMA after the "new rock on kfma" promo, and i thought to myself "wow, i could really kick the crap out of most of the people who listen to panic at the disco." it made me laugh. that's like rock music or something. i'm some weak skinny kid and i could still manhandle the majority of those fans. same with like all-american rejects. get the hell out of here.
it would suck being a parent aroudn this time. every time you turn on the news or talk to another person they try to scare you into thinking your kid is gonna die at any moment. you might have a a defective crib or a fucked up stroller. there's a child molester 17 blocks from here, better not let the kids outside. don't let them drown in the pool. watch out for downed power lines. does he have sars? does she have west nile? is there mercury in the vaccine to make him autistic? e-coli? botulism? does he ahve jesus in his life? has he been looking up internet porn? is she meeting an online predator on myspace? are you going to be a victim of identity theft and lose your life savings and their college fund? what about your 401k? are they getting enough training to be the next pete sampras and mia fucking hamm? you better move them to florida to join the IMG youth academy. do they have low self esteem or attention deficit disorder or depression? better start feeding them these pills, and these ones, and these ones. better save up that 20 grand to send them to private school so they don't get shot by a black kid or stabbed by a mexican kid in the public schools. and make sure they have nike shoes and under armour and limited too and all of that other bullshit otherwise they'll get made fun of for not being cool. right?
i'd like to buy some land in oregon or something. buy a little house and some land and have my own little farm and maybe there's a town 25 miles away where i can drive up there once every two weeks and get groceries. the rest of the time i could just walk around. it wouldn't be hot. maybe sometimes i would run. i could do little wood carvings or something. go into the forest and collect firewood.
i don't have any other explanation, though, so i guess that's just what it must be. i am beginning to conclude that i will have no other choice but to live the rest of my life in the face of near total misanthropy.
people buy hats and jerseys of teams just because they think it looks cool even though they've clearly never even fucking seen a baseball or basketball game.
girls dressing up like twelve-dollar whores. that's real attractive. now everyone wants to have sex with you. that should get you a long way. what ever happened to having an imagination? no one needs one anymore. you're a sophomore. you don't actually have to imagine the hot chick in your class taking her clothes off in front of you because you already have it, right in front of your computer. everyone is such a goddamn spoiled piece of shit these days.
while we're talking about girls, i realize that this is not an original complaint, but this shit with the sunglasses. apparently now the cool sunglasses are the ones that cover the entire top half of the girl's goddamn face. there definitely hasn't been a more annoying and frustrating fashion trend since i've been alive. i guess everyone is afraid to show other people what they look like, we've all become jaded enough that everyone has to go outside pretending to be the goddamn princess of monaco.
i want to throw up because everything is just so easy. you don't have to go out and have fun anymore because every time you turn your face a different direction someone is trying to force feed you. promiscuous boy, you already know that i'm all yours, what you waiting for? turn on the tv and someone will give you a lap dance. everything we read and watch and hear is all paper mache, you take 3 extra goddamn minutes to try to understand it better and it's all just nonsense.
9381 times a day someone calls from bally total fitness or directv or qwest or omaha steaks wanting me or my dad or mom to buy something. i hate phones. honestly, i wish they never would have been invented. not just cell phones, all phones. if you call 911 and it wasn't really an emergency, you should have your fucking phone taken away for life. you should just be refused service from then on until the day you die.
american idol. just die already. someone on the show, just have a stroke. walk into oncoming traffic.
in spite of all this entertainment that has been created for the sole purpose of distracting people from living, everyone is still bored.
my two favorite websites by far are espn.com and wikipedia. mostly everything else sucks. i go to the biggest political blog, daily kos, every day. most of it is just old or angry people bitching about how bad bush is. it does absolutely nothing for me. everyone i know realizes after six years that bush is a fucking moron, even if it hurts their pride too much to admit it. he's an absolute retard, and the guys he hired to run the country are a bunch of liars and crooks. they all steal money from us and use it to kill other people and take their money. you're spending what, like 918158 billion dollars in iraq? why the fuck should anyone here have to pay for this shit? you want to do it, you should pay for it yourself. instead they take our money and use it to destroy iraq, then they take more of our money and give it to the companies they own to rebuild it. that's some good business right there. everyone in this country let them do it, so we deserve what we get. you voted for bush, you deserve to lose. you didn't vote, you deserve to lose. i give the bush dudes credit for winning, even if they perpetrated a massive fraud upon 300 million people.
rap music is a fucking joke. they put all these douchebags in front of a camera and give them a million dollars and tell them to say as much ridiculous shit as they can over a beat by Jazze Pha or whatever and everyone buys it. it's unbelievably racist. rap music makes white people think that black people are a bunch of dumb fucking criminals, which is a load of bullshit. i wrote some email a couple of years ago to the manager of hot 98.3 and asked him why the hell he's so willing to play all this terrible music but not the roots or talib kweli or blackalicious or any hip-hop music with an ounce of depth or creativity, and he said that he doesnt play it because no one likes it. it's the other way around, no one likes it because they never play it. people will always buy anything that you sell hard enough, no matter how good or bad it happens to be. you can promote a really really shitty movie and still make money off it, even though the movie sucks. that's just how it works. people like easy shit even if it sucks. one of the reasons why people are extremely unimpressive.
poker is terrible. everyone is the man in poker apparently. honestly, i'd rather lose my money getting mugged on the street. at least then the other guys earned it instead of taking it by some absolute miracle of probability.
i don't hate people who can't read, i hate people who can't read and are proud of it.
i don't hate fat people, i hate people who are fat but do nothing about it and try to collect fucking disability insurance and take up 7 seats on a goddamn airplane and are stunned to find out that mcdonalds and the WB network both give you heart disease. i hate fat people who claim that dieting and exercising doesn't work for them.
i hate people who are perfectly willing to be religious when it suits them but if it's inconvenient then hey fuck you, jesus. if jesus came back to earth he would be kicking so many people's asses right now.
i have a problem with killing people. i don't have a problem with beating the crap out of someone. all wars should be fought with bare fists. the occasional 2x4 or folding chair would be permitted. i had a funny thought the other day. they were playing that song by panic at the disco on KFMA after the "new rock on kfma" promo, and i thought to myself "wow, i could really kick the crap out of most of the people who listen to panic at the disco." it made me laugh. that's like rock music or something. i'm some weak skinny kid and i could still manhandle the majority of those fans. same with like all-american rejects. get the hell out of here.
it would suck being a parent aroudn this time. every time you turn on the news or talk to another person they try to scare you into thinking your kid is gonna die at any moment. you might have a a defective crib or a fucked up stroller. there's a child molester 17 blocks from here, better not let the kids outside. don't let them drown in the pool. watch out for downed power lines. does he have sars? does she have west nile? is there mercury in the vaccine to make him autistic? e-coli? botulism? does he ahve jesus in his life? has he been looking up internet porn? is she meeting an online predator on myspace? are you going to be a victim of identity theft and lose your life savings and their college fund? what about your 401k? are they getting enough training to be the next pete sampras and mia fucking hamm? you better move them to florida to join the IMG youth academy. do they have low self esteem or attention deficit disorder or depression? better start feeding them these pills, and these ones, and these ones. better save up that 20 grand to send them to private school so they don't get shot by a black kid or stabbed by a mexican kid in the public schools. and make sure they have nike shoes and under armour and limited too and all of that other bullshit otherwise they'll get made fun of for not being cool. right?
i'd like to buy some land in oregon or something. buy a little house and some land and have my own little farm and maybe there's a town 25 miles away where i can drive up there once every two weeks and get groceries. the rest of the time i could just walk around. it wouldn't be hot. maybe sometimes i would run. i could do little wood carvings or something. go into the forest and collect firewood.