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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I bought porn for rawwrrrr_nukka (10 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, wellwithin (-5000 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole superpelly's purse (30 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4710 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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