Logical(To At Least one Person) Proof of Jon Stewart's Divine Holiness

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1. Stephen Colbert worships and adores Jon Stewart.
2. Stephen Colbert worships and adores God.
3. God is jealous, and if you worship other gods, he smites you.
4. Stephen Colbert is a Good Christian and has never been smitten. (Smote?)
5. Therefore, Stephen Colbert worships no one but God.
6. Therefore, Jon Stewart Is God.

Further evidence- God was originally Jewish, and still is, but not really.

What more do you need?