Eleventh Salvage [text]

[seagullmun]

Tell me a joke and I'll tell you if you're funny.

Go on. Do it. You're tempted, right? I know you are!

Comments

[meinxxherz]

Two muffins are--a-are sitting in an oven.

One muffin, he, uh--he--he turns to the other muffin and asks "Is it get--getting hot in hhhe-ere or is it just me?"

The other muffin replies, "Holy CRAP a-a--aa--a Talking Muffin!"

[text]

[seagullmun]

Dude, I think there were like... four jokes in that! That's hardcore!

Quick question: Blueberry, or banana-nut? I think banana nut is funnier but blueberry... they're the best.

Audio foreverrrrrr

[meinxxherz]

Banana-nut does work really ww-ww-well. I'll have to remember that.

...Y'know, uh, I--I-I haven't made muffins in a long time. Would you like some blueberry muffins, uhm...?

[Name plz.]

[text] always, sadly

[seagullmun]

Umm what?

Oh, right. I'm Lenny!

[meinxxherz]

Lenny?

...Hey.

Uh, Lenny, it--i--it's...Herz.

[omg.

omg. Please don't let this get awkward.]

[seagullmun]

Herz! Awesome! I didn't know you could be funny!

[meinxxherz]

[That doesn't seem too awkward.

Probably why Herz liked Lenny so much at the party.]

I--I try. Sometimes. This time it--it worked!

too bad he doesn't look like this right now amirite?

[seagullmun]

I'd tell you a joke too but I really don't know any myself. And I always mess up the punchlines. They're just the best part, I always wanna get to 'em first!