Eighth Salvage: Racism!
People should be able to go to any party they want without being harrassed. Just Sayin'.
Any of you get treated bad for no good reason? We'll have our own party! And no jerks invited. You know who you are! You can't come in!
Unless you apologize. Or bring food, which is basically apologizing. But if you don't do either, you can't come.
Unless we got a bunch of extra food, I'd hate for it to go to waste.
Look, if you're a jerk, don't bring anything, and we're a bit short on snacks, you aren't allowed. Maybe for a minute or two- you can say hi if you want. But that's it. I know it sounds harsh but a guy's gotta put his foot down somewhere, right?
Any of you get treated bad for no good reason? We'll have our own party! And no jerks invited. You know who you are! You can't come in!
Unless you apologize. Or bring food, which is basically apologizing. But if you don't do either, you can't come.
Unless we got a bunch of extra food, I'd hate for it to go to waste.
Look, if you're a jerk, don't bring anything, and we're a bit short on snacks, you aren't allowed. Maybe for a minute or two- you can say hi if you want. But that's it. I know it sounds harsh but a guy's gotta put his foot down somewhere, right?