Wake Up Call
Got a minute? Good. 'Cause you're on a collision course with the hard facts. Here they come:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW62EilDXPY&feature=related.
Go ahead. Mouse over it. I dare you. It's only going to blow your mind. It's a YouTube clip for the ages. It's the Iliad of viral videos. Sure, there's some footage of kids kicking a flare around or something like that, but the real story is the text. Read 'em and weep, atheists. Jesus is back, and he brought statistics. Yep, you heard right. Science. A taste of your own herbal remedies.
Here's another one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02_nC9B0vvU&feature=related
That one's Tucker Carlson saying some nasty things about Canada on The Hour. Strombolopolous takes him to the cleaners. Welcome to Pelt Country, Tucker Carlson. Try the hydroelectric power. It's electric.
----------
Before I go on, I want to warn you about those YouTube videos. They're contoversial.
And I'll warn you about something else: this journal isn't for crybabies anymore. It's 2008. Check your calendar. So if you're easily offended, click the back button. Log out. Weave a dream, dreamweaver. This blog is an alarm clock, and you can hit the snooze button, close your eyes, and pretend this isn't happening. But don't do it repeatedly, because there isn't any point. Just set it for a half-hour later.
There will be controversy.
This next clip is essentially the new guiding document of this blog. It is my Red Book. The map to the Promised Land. X marks the spot, and you might not agree with the treasure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ&feature=related
Just remember: I'm Schultzie, and you're the other guy.
ZION!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW62EilDXPY&feature=related.
Go ahead. Mouse over it. I dare you. It's only going to blow your mind. It's a YouTube clip for the ages. It's the Iliad of viral videos. Sure, there's some footage of kids kicking a flare around or something like that, but the real story is the text. Read 'em and weep, atheists. Jesus is back, and he brought statistics. Yep, you heard right. Science. A taste of your own herbal remedies.
Here's another one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02_nC9B0vvU&feature=related
That one's Tucker Carlson saying some nasty things about Canada on The Hour. Strombolopolous takes him to the cleaners. Welcome to Pelt Country, Tucker Carlson. Try the hydroelectric power. It's electric.
----------
Before I go on, I want to warn you about those YouTube videos. They're contoversial.
And I'll warn you about something else: this journal isn't for crybabies anymore. It's 2008. Check your calendar. So if you're easily offended, click the back button. Log out. Weave a dream, dreamweaver. This blog is an alarm clock, and you can hit the snooze button, close your eyes, and pretend this isn't happening. But don't do it repeatedly, because there isn't any point. Just set it for a half-hour later.
There will be controversy.
This next clip is essentially the new guiding document of this blog. It is my Red Book. The map to the Promised Land. X marks the spot, and you might not agree with the treasure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ&feature=related
Just remember: I'm Schultzie, and you're the other guy.
ZION!