I finally splurged and went to the healers. I've got my man-bits back where they belong, thank Merlin, and I can go back to checking out the right sort of things.
*considers the
red roses*
I mean, there's nothing like settling down and opening issues of Quidditch Monthy that bored you to death as a bird, and... well...
*stares at his magazines in a whole new light*
Oh wow.
*retreats*