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I forgot to tell you about the bizarre dreams I've been having lately. I swear, I have the strangest, most vivid dreams when I'm pregnant. One night I dreamed that I did something really horrible (I don't know what) to make Mark leave me, and so I was stalking him. With a notebook & everything, writing down everything he was doing. I was following him around and I found him washing dishes with the Ramones.
Last night I dreamed over and over again that Dog the Bounty Hunter came to arrest Mark and Dog's wife Beth kept trying to convince me to leave him. I usually move into a different dream when I go back to sleep after getting up to go to the bathroom, but last night it was almost the same Dog dream over and again.
A little while after I told him about the Dog dreams he asked me what my plans were for the day. After I answered him he said "Well, just in case anybody knocks on the door, I did ask the Ramones to come over and wash the dishes." Smart ass! ROFL!!
And, in one final note of bizarre-ity, I also dreamed that I was Harry Potter and I saw Ron kill somebody with a kitchen knife. He knew that I saw him so he came after me with a bloody butcher knife in a multi-story library. I remember thinking "Why isn't anyone looking twice at the two teenage boys with butcher knives?" I couldn't get away from him, so I lit the library on fire. With incense. And then I ran to the top floor and jumped out the window, but since I was Harry Potter (dude, DON'T ask), I could fly.
If someone else was telling me this I would totally think that person was on crack, and not sober as she's ever been since she was 17. snerk!
Last night I dreamed over and over again that Dog the Bounty Hunter came to arrest Mark and Dog's wife Beth kept trying to convince me to leave him. I usually move into a different dream when I go back to sleep after getting up to go to the bathroom, but last night it was almost the same Dog dream over and again.
A little while after I told him about the Dog dreams he asked me what my plans were for the day. After I answered him he said "Well, just in case anybody knocks on the door, I did ask the Ramones to come over and wash the dishes." Smart ass! ROFL!!
And, in one final note of bizarre-ity, I also dreamed that I was Harry Potter and I saw Ron kill somebody with a kitchen knife. He knew that I saw him so he came after me with a bloody butcher knife in a multi-story library. I remember thinking "Why isn't anyone looking twice at the two teenage boys with butcher knives?" I couldn't get away from him, so I lit the library on fire. With incense. And then I ran to the top floor and jumped out the window, but since I was Harry Potter (dude, DON'T ask), I could fly.
If someone else was telling me this I would totally think that person was on crack, and not sober as she's ever been since she was 17. snerk!