Well, I feel better now.
I just caught a few episodes of a BBC show called How Clean is Your House? Comparitively speaking, my house is awesome. What I'm feeling now is akin to what happens when I go to the State Fair. I see the majority of the folks at the State Fair and it serves as somewhat of an ego boost for me. (And, I would feel terrible about doing this, but some of co-workers said that they do the same thing. I am not alone.)