filed under: "things i never needed to know about aunt dippy, ever".

[seablues]

So today I met my mom and two of my aunts for lunch. It was perfectly fine and well until, apropos of nothing, Aunt Dippy informs us that if she were to have a personal theme song, she'd think hers would have to be "Bootylicious". I don't even know. I refuse to examine it further because it is terrifying to think about. So, naturally, I thought I'd share. Isn't it said that better to suffer with others than suffer alone? If so, you're welcome, everybody!

P.S. Happy NINTH (!!!!!) birthday to my livejournal today; even though I rarely post things here anymore. I should work to remedy that, I suppose.