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[seabass666]

so i love cristmas but i hate me inevitable cristmas illness that i get every year and i also hate the desperate "WHAT TO I GET PEOPLE!!" and this year is far from an exeption. ive been sick for a week and when i woke up from my feevery daze all of a sudden cristmas is in 8 days! holy shit i havnt given it any thought what so ever! and have no time between no and then! im sqrewed. though thinking about it today i have gotten some of my best ideas for presents but most of them would have required alot of preperation on my part and now that is just not happeneing, its really sad when that happeneds. also i never know what to get guys especially guys that im not really sure what my realationship with them is.... hmmm well at least i know where i stand on the whole holliday war, im right there with John stuert and steven colbert, saying happy hollidays is not offencive!!! in fact i think its much less offencive and ok even if your a big believer in cristmas you have to admit that
one holiday + another holiday = holidays
and so if you selibrate both cristmas and new years than i think that constitutes and holidays so
HAPPY HOLIDAYS BITCHES!!!!