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Flame on, it's... The Epitaph Weekly Newsletter!
I know I have said "this is the best thing ever" in previous newsletters, but this story really is "the best thing ever!" Some Christian holy warrior in Tennessee got dressed up as a ninja and crept out on a mission to destroy the smut of the world! Yes, this man is a real, live Christian ninja! So, he went down to his local adult book store, set it ablaze with, I’m guessing a flame-throwing crucifix or something, and burned it to the ground. The man caused $900,000 dollars in damage… and didn’t even run! Chalk-up another one up for the Christian ninjas!
I know I have said "this is the best thing ever" in previous newsletters, but this story really is "the best thing ever!" Some Christian holy warrior in Tennessee got dressed up as a ninja and crept out on a mission to destroy the smut of the world! Yes, this man is a real, live Christian ninja! So, he went down to his local adult book store, set it ablaze with, I’m guessing a flame-throwing crucifix or something, and burned it to the ground. The man caused $900,000 dollars in damage… and didn’t even run! Chalk-up another one up for the Christian ninjas!