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Meat harvest, it's... The Epitaph Weekly Newsletter!
Several scientists have recently grown meat! Yeah! In the U.S., Netherlands and Australia, scientists have successfully produced, harvested and consumed “grown” sausage from test tubes! This is awesome for me because I am a strict pagan and I worship vegetables and dirt and stuff. Now that man can “grow” meat, I must celebrate the yearly meat harvest! I shall have a twenty-foot tall meat pole and cavort about it while sporting a tenderized helmet of freshly grown meat slabs and slices! I am so excited to finally get meat its rightful place in the universe. All hail the rise of meat… better days lie ahead of us people!!!
fun stuff eh
Several scientists have recently grown meat! Yeah! In the U.S., Netherlands and Australia, scientists have successfully produced, harvested and consumed “grown” sausage from test tubes! This is awesome for me because I am a strict pagan and I worship vegetables and dirt and stuff. Now that man can “grow” meat, I must celebrate the yearly meat harvest! I shall have a twenty-foot tall meat pole and cavort about it while sporting a tenderized helmet of freshly grown meat slabs and slices! I am so excited to finally get meat its rightful place in the universe. All hail the rise of meat… better days lie ahead of us people!!!
fun stuff eh