The 2007 Stalkers' Convention
Welcome guys and girls, stalkers and stalkees.
Today sees the first annual stalker's convention as hosted by me, sea_yeah, an avid lj stalker. Please feel free to provide us with your experiences, opinions and any tips you'd like to share with the rest of the stalking community. Both stalkers and stalkees are encouraged to particpate.
First of all, a message to the would-be stalker, 2sexyboys - Bring it on biatch
Now, let me just give you a brief introduction about my stalking profile. I officially joined lj in March and since then, I have been stalking the NCIS, SGA, and Supernatural communities. My main stalkee, is the lovely hay1ock. I came across her journal after watching some of her vids in YouTube, and as I was downloading, she posted the captivating J2 fic Secrets. Amongst her masses of fans and stalkers, I have risen from the crowd and have been elevated to the position of #1 stalker.
You may think that I roofied the cakes I baked her, or you might even think that hay1ock is suffering from some kind of Stolkholm Stalker Syndrone, but let me tell you - the love we have? It's the true stalker-stalkee love. 2sexyboys and lsketch42 - you have nothing on us. Your relationship pails in comparison.
Now, first on the agenda.
The Essential Guide to Stalking
1. A good stalker must have the correct equipment.
2. A prepared stalker has the correct currency.
3. An avid stalker must be well fed.
4. A successful stalker is quick on their feet.
Now these are just the bare basics. Feel free to add your own tips and I'll add it The Essential Guide to Stalking.
An Essential Guide to Avoiding Stalkers is currently being created. Please give a shout if you will be interested in seeing this and feel free to give me your input.
Now please, don't be shy, come forth and leave some of your wisdom or to do battle with your fellow stalkers and stalkees.
Come on 2sexyboys
[Yo! Does anyone know how to position images to where you want in the journal? I wanted all the pics to line up]
Today sees the first annual stalker's convention as hosted by me, sea_yeah, an avid lj stalker. Please feel free to provide us with your experiences, opinions and any tips you'd like to share with the rest of the stalking community. Both stalkers and stalkees are encouraged to particpate.
First of all, a message to the would-be stalker, 2sexyboys - Bring it on biatch
Now, let me just give you a brief introduction about my stalking profile. I officially joined lj in March and since then, I have been stalking the NCIS, SGA, and Supernatural communities. My main stalkee, is the lovely hay1ock. I came across her journal after watching some of her vids in YouTube, and as I was downloading, she posted the captivating J2 fic Secrets. Amongst her masses of fans and stalkers, I have risen from the crowd and have been elevated to the position of #1 stalker.
You may think that I roofied the cakes I baked her, or you might even think that hay1ock is suffering from some kind of Stolkholm Stalker Syndrone, but let me tell you - the love we have? It's the true stalker-stalkee love. 2sexyboys and lsketch42 - you have nothing on us. Your relationship pails in comparison.
Now, first on the agenda.
The Essential Guide to Stalking
1. A good stalker must have the correct equipment.
2. A prepared stalker has the correct currency.
3. An avid stalker must be well fed.
4. A successful stalker is quick on their feet.
Now these are just the bare basics. Feel free to add your own tips and I'll add it The Essential Guide to Stalking.
An Essential Guide to Avoiding Stalkers is currently being created. Please give a shout if you will be interested in seeing this and feel free to give me your input.
Now please, don't be shy, come forth and leave some of your wisdom or to do battle with your fellow stalkers and stalkees.
Come on 2sexyboys
[Yo! Does anyone know how to position images to where you want in the journal? I wanted all the pics to line up]