The Scallywag Legacy 5.4
Originally I wanted to post an Asylum chapter, but I don't have enough pictures yet. So the Scallywags make a reappearance!! :D
Warnings: 97 pictures total, FIGHTS, language, etc, etc.
So, previously: Gambit and Polaris were brought into this world thanks to the magic of InSIM, Kaleb... sucked majorly, everyone was struck with narcolepsy, and we had a couple of birthdays. Now, onwards!
And what better way to start this post than with Kaleb missing his carpool, AGAIN, and getting fired for it? -____- I would say that he could be like a free nanny, but considering his track record of passing out and DYING when left unsupervised, it's more like having another toddler around the house to take care of.
Kaleb: *Sob sob* *Cry cry* *Etc etc*
Kaleb: Eh. I'm done. It's not my fault my boss is such a /hardass/.
Considering that one day kind of counts as a year in TS2, and you missed three consecutive days, I'd say he's a pretty damn forgiving guy!
It is nice to see that Kaleb is apparently trying to live up to his new title of Househusband, though.
But it just wouldn't be Kaleb if he didn't have some severe emotional issues to contend with, would it?
Kaleb: BAWWWWWWWWW
Mystique: God, I hate coming back home from school X|
You know, I keep seeing all these ISBIs where the uncontrollables help potty train the babies and I think... WHY DOESN'T THAT HAPPEN IN MINE?? DX
In another note, seraphim_rosiel's Ash Crimson does us the favour of taking the mouldy newspaper. He will, by the way, make it into this legacy someday, S1 be damned.
Lickitung? I don't think that sunbathing at 6pm will get you any results--
I stand corrected o_O It's not as dark as the one he had before, but still...
Mystique: Hello, fishies.
Fishies: MASTER
Delilah: Oh, do you like our new fishes, Mystique? Aren't they pretty? :D
Mystique: Yes, grandma. At ease, my minions. No one must know of our secret plan.
Fishies: AS YOU COMMAND, MASTER
Jubilee: You know, Mystique may have the aquatic mind control...
Jubilee: But I have the award-winning good looks ;3
I seriously love how she looks, guys. I think it's the big eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kaleb is taking care of a child! Let us all mark this day in our calendars and celebrate!
It's also time for the toddlers' birthday. Huzzah!
The results are predictable.
Here's Gambit, who's quite cute. For whatever reason, he makes me think of Harry Potter. Maybe it's the glasses.
A bright future: He has it.
And here's Polaris, who thankfully got out of her awkward stage. She's very typical Scallywag material, especially with those lips.
She's not dealing as well as her brother with the whole growing up badly thing.
Priscilla: I'm a shark! RAWRRRR! IMMA EAT YOUUUUU!!
Fishies: STAND DOWN, COMRADES. WE'VE BEEN GIVEN SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS NOT TO KILL THIS ONE.
Oh for Christ's sake, Kaleb! You have a bed! Use it!
Don't you even START.
It's sandcastle extravaganza down at the beach, to the point where they're running out of space and are now building them uncomfortably close to the furniture. I guess it's fine as long as they don't put them on the chairs' sides...
Jubilee: :D Good morn--
Polaris: I KNOW YOU WERE SAYING GOOD MORNING TO ME, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT FIRST! *WHAM*
Jubilee: I disapprove of both you breaking my nose AND your lame joke.
Polaris: YOU KNOW IT'S HILARIOUS
Mystique: Mmm... okay, time for school-- Uh? UHHHH?? I CAN'T GET OUT!! D8
Thanks, Kaleb -_-
Polaris: MY FAMILY IS RICH, I CAN BUY ALL THE TOYS I WANT, BOTH MY PARENTS LOVE ME, I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE BEACH, OMGGGGGG WHY DOES MY LIFE SUUUUUUCK???
Jubilee: Cooking is so fuuun, cooking is so fuuun, now it's time to take a break and see what we have dooone~
Polaris: *HEADTILT*
Ohhhh crud.
Polaris: WE COULD'VE HAD A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP D8<
DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU IN THE BACKGROUND THERE, KALEB Ò_Ó
*Gasp* She even took the muffin! That is just low.
Mmmm, delicious lunch table tension.
Polaris: YOU'RE TOO DAMN FRIENDLY. DIE.
Gambit: O_O???
Flashbacks. I has them :/
On a happier note, Lickitung is one logic point away from his lifetime want! (I remember this from when he was controllable) If I can stick him on the chessboard long enough, I'll have him permaplat! 8D
On another note...
This family's response to crying children is... rather lacking.
HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS
Polaris: How shall I finish this masterpiece of a sandcastle? Hmmmm...
Jubilee: Oh, don't mind me here. I'm not plotting your untimely demise or anything... :D
Jubilee: REVENGE!
Gambit: Maybe if I'm really quiet, they won't notice me... o_o
Jubilee is apparently willing to try until she gets it right :|
She succeeds!
Polaris: IT'S WAR NOW!! D8<
Three fights, back to back. Did gen 3 do this? I don't think they did T___T
(I do like how Gambit snuck off before anyone could notice him. He learns fast)
Gambit: Morning, Polaris! I have something to tell you:
Gambit: You... are MEAN!!
Polaris: *GASP!!*
Polaris: YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT! THAT'S MEAN!!!
Gambit: Daddy??? HELP??
Kaleb: I just wanna say, Gambit, you're one of my BEST friends ever! I love you, son! :D :D :D
Apparently Gambit just needed some support to bust out the ass-kicking.
Polaris: *SOB* Daddy, I'm SAAAD!! :((
Kaleb: Did I ever tell you about my SWEET-ASS Far East honeymoon? 8D
Greatest parent ever, yes? ^_^
Jubilee's career in modeling is going to be ruined if her siblings keep fracturing her nose like this. Srsly.
Jubilee: LOL. I KILL YOU :D
Gambit: ... Crap O_O
Delilah is still in the red, btw... I don't know if she will ever get out of it :/
... You'd think that having your dad/father-in-law in the room might make you reconsider sexing it up...
But apparently having an audience makes it that much more exciting.
Mystique is still alive. She spends all her time skilling, so she gets like no screentime :/
Priscilla wanted to get his kids into Private School, and I figured that I might fulfill some of the uncontrollables' wants as well if I followed through, so the Headmaster got invited.
All was good once the smile came out.
Priscilla does have 0 Outgoing points, though, so of course when he went "W-would y-you l-like a t-tour of o-o-our h-house?", the Headmaster was less than impressed.
They still got in! I do not know how anyone can manage to cook a meal AND give a tour of the house, though :/
And Kaleb is out of the red! WHOOOO!
Gambit: You're a POOFACE!!
Polaris: 8O
Polaris: HOW COULD YOU?! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!
Gambit: SCUZE ME I HAVE TEH HUNGRIES
There are easybake ovens and cookies you can eat. Don't start imitating your father -_-
*Sigh*
Polaris: Why don't I kick ass as much anymore? 8(
I dunno... the fail gene runs pretty strong in this family. It's probably a hereditary thing.
Mystique: Ah. What is this white substance falling from the sky?
Mystique: ... This shit is COLD. MAKE. IT. STOP D8<
Fishies: AT ONCE, MASTER
Gambit: Y'know, I think I'm going to take a personal day today and not go to school... my marks are low anyway...
Oh no you don't, buster. Get your ass on that schoolbus -_- I hate having to use his one command for something so ridiculous.
Actually, in a weird coincidence the house practically empties at like 8am. It's weird just having to deal with Kaleb and Lickitung until everyone returns in the afternoon o_O
Then, of course, I regret thinking "I hope they get back soon" when Delilah et al start pissing all over the floor because they didn't think to use the WC back at work -_______-
Delilah: God, I thought I was /past/ this! WHY CAN'T I IMPROVE??
Nobody: *Pays attention*
Ooh, fun! Now that she can't take it out on her siblings, Polaris has decided that the trash can is a great substitute! I look forward to the roaches!
Gambit: STUPIDHEAD!!
Polaris: BUT WHY???? D8
Gambit: *BOING* *BOING* *BOING*
Jubilee: *Yaaawn*... Hey, Gambit, we have her surrounded. Team battle?
Polaris: DADDEEEEEEEH!! D8
Jubilee decided to spend most of the night outside, alternating between smustling and looking at the stars... which is all well and good, but NOT when it's -20ºC outside! I'm surprised she didn't get the frozen overlay!
And it's back to this in the morning -_-
Wow, Jubilee is one vicious little girl o_o I'm pretty sure Polaris stopped attacking her a while back.
GREAT JOB BREAKING THEM UP, KALEB. THUMBS UP.
Kaleb: NICE job, girl!! 8Db
WTF, Kaleb! You are the worst influence in the universe!
ISBI status:
Torch-Holders: 4
Perma-plat sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 9
Social Bunny Visits: 2
Repo Man Visits: 2
Fires: 12
Self-Wettings: 28
Pass-Outs: 35
Freezing/Overheating: 1
Fights: 31 (10 this update D8)
Deaths: 6
Warnings: 97 pictures total, FIGHTS, language, etc, etc.
So, previously: Gambit and Polaris were brought into this world thanks to the magic of InSIM, Kaleb... sucked majorly, everyone was struck with narcolepsy, and we had a couple of birthdays. Now, onwards!
And what better way to start this post than with Kaleb missing his carpool, AGAIN, and getting fired for it? -____- I would say that he could be like a free nanny, but considering his track record of passing out and DYING when left unsupervised, it's more like having another toddler around the house to take care of.
Kaleb: *Sob sob* *Cry cry* *Etc etc*
Kaleb: Eh. I'm done. It's not my fault my boss is such a /hardass/.
Considering that one day kind of counts as a year in TS2, and you missed three consecutive days, I'd say he's a pretty damn forgiving guy!
It is nice to see that Kaleb is apparently trying to live up to his new title of Househusband, though.
But it just wouldn't be Kaleb if he didn't have some severe emotional issues to contend with, would it?
Kaleb: BAWWWWWWWWW
Mystique: God, I hate coming back home from school X|
You know, I keep seeing all these ISBIs where the uncontrollables help potty train the babies and I think... WHY DOESN'T THAT HAPPEN IN MINE?? DX
In another note, seraphim_rosiel's Ash Crimson does us the favour of taking the mouldy newspaper. He will, by the way, make it into this legacy someday, S1 be damned.
Lickitung? I don't think that sunbathing at 6pm will get you any results--
I stand corrected o_O It's not as dark as the one he had before, but still...
Mystique: Hello, fishies.
Fishies: MASTER
Delilah: Oh, do you like our new fishes, Mystique? Aren't they pretty? :D
Mystique: Yes, grandma. At ease, my minions. No one must know of our secret plan.
Fishies: AS YOU COMMAND, MASTER
Jubilee: You know, Mystique may have the aquatic mind control...
Jubilee: But I have the award-winning good looks ;3
I seriously love how she looks, guys. I think it's the big eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kaleb is taking care of a child! Let us all mark this day in our calendars and celebrate!
It's also time for the toddlers' birthday. Huzzah!
The results are predictable.
Here's Gambit, who's quite cute. For whatever reason, he makes me think of Harry Potter. Maybe it's the glasses.
A bright future: He has it.
And here's Polaris, who thankfully got out of her awkward stage. She's very typical Scallywag material, especially with those lips.
She's not dealing as well as her brother with the whole growing up badly thing.
Priscilla: I'm a shark! RAWRRRR! IMMA EAT YOUUUUU!!
Fishies: STAND DOWN, COMRADES. WE'VE BEEN GIVEN SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS NOT TO KILL THIS ONE.
Oh for Christ's sake, Kaleb! You have a bed! Use it!
Don't you even START.
It's sandcastle extravaganza down at the beach, to the point where they're running out of space and are now building them uncomfortably close to the furniture. I guess it's fine as long as they don't put them on the chairs' sides...
Jubilee: :D Good morn--
Polaris: I KNOW YOU WERE SAYING GOOD MORNING TO ME, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT FIRST! *WHAM*
Jubilee: I disapprove of both you breaking my nose AND your lame joke.
Polaris: YOU KNOW IT'S HILARIOUS
Mystique: Mmm... okay, time for school-- Uh? UHHHH?? I CAN'T GET OUT!! D8
Thanks, Kaleb -_-
Polaris: MY FAMILY IS RICH, I CAN BUY ALL THE TOYS I WANT, BOTH MY PARENTS LOVE ME, I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE BEACH, OMGGGGGG WHY DOES MY LIFE SUUUUUUCK???
Jubilee: Cooking is so fuuun, cooking is so fuuun, now it's time to take a break and see what we have dooone~
Polaris: *HEADTILT*
Ohhhh crud.
Polaris: WE COULD'VE HAD A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP D8<
DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU IN THE BACKGROUND THERE, KALEB Ò_Ó
*Gasp* She even took the muffin! That is just low.
Mmmm, delicious lunch table tension.
Polaris: YOU'RE TOO DAMN FRIENDLY. DIE.
Gambit: O_O???
Flashbacks. I has them :/
On a happier note, Lickitung is one logic point away from his lifetime want! (I remember this from when he was controllable) If I can stick him on the chessboard long enough, I'll have him permaplat! 8D
On another note...
This family's response to crying children is... rather lacking.
HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS
Polaris: How shall I finish this masterpiece of a sandcastle? Hmmmm...
Jubilee: Oh, don't mind me here. I'm not plotting your untimely demise or anything... :D
Jubilee: REVENGE!
Gambit: Maybe if I'm really quiet, they won't notice me... o_o
Jubilee is apparently willing to try until she gets it right :|
She succeeds!
Polaris: IT'S WAR NOW!! D8<
Three fights, back to back. Did gen 3 do this? I don't think they did T___T
(I do like how Gambit snuck off before anyone could notice him. He learns fast)
Gambit: Morning, Polaris! I have something to tell you:
Gambit: You... are MEAN!!
Polaris: *GASP!!*
Polaris: YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT! THAT'S MEAN!!!
Gambit: Daddy??? HELP??
Kaleb: I just wanna say, Gambit, you're one of my BEST friends ever! I love you, son! :D :D :D
Apparently Gambit just needed some support to bust out the ass-kicking.
Polaris: *SOB* Daddy, I'm SAAAD!! :((
Kaleb: Did I ever tell you about my SWEET-ASS Far East honeymoon? 8D
Greatest parent ever, yes? ^_^
Jubilee's career in modeling is going to be ruined if her siblings keep fracturing her nose like this. Srsly.
Jubilee: LOL. I KILL YOU :D
Gambit: ... Crap O_O
Delilah is still in the red, btw... I don't know if she will ever get out of it :/
... You'd think that having your dad/father-in-law in the room might make you reconsider sexing it up...
But apparently having an audience makes it that much more exciting.
Mystique is still alive. She spends all her time skilling, so she gets like no screentime :/
Priscilla wanted to get his kids into Private School, and I figured that I might fulfill some of the uncontrollables' wants as well if I followed through, so the Headmaster got invited.
All was good once the smile came out.
Priscilla does have 0 Outgoing points, though, so of course when he went "W-would y-you l-like a t-tour of o-o-our h-house?", the Headmaster was less than impressed.
They still got in! I do not know how anyone can manage to cook a meal AND give a tour of the house, though :/
And Kaleb is out of the red! WHOOOO!
Gambit: You're a POOFACE!!
Polaris: 8O
Polaris: HOW COULD YOU?! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!
Gambit: SCUZE ME I HAVE TEH HUNGRIES
There are easybake ovens and cookies you can eat. Don't start imitating your father -_-
*Sigh*
Polaris: Why don't I kick ass as much anymore? 8(
I dunno... the fail gene runs pretty strong in this family. It's probably a hereditary thing.
Mystique: Ah. What is this white substance falling from the sky?
Mystique: ... This shit is COLD. MAKE. IT. STOP D8<
Fishies: AT ONCE, MASTER
Gambit: Y'know, I think I'm going to take a personal day today and not go to school... my marks are low anyway...
Oh no you don't, buster. Get your ass on that schoolbus -_- I hate having to use his one command for something so ridiculous.
Actually, in a weird coincidence the house practically empties at like 8am. It's weird just having to deal with Kaleb and Lickitung until everyone returns in the afternoon o_O
Then, of course, I regret thinking "I hope they get back soon" when Delilah et al start pissing all over the floor because they didn't think to use the WC back at work -_______-
Delilah: God, I thought I was /past/ this! WHY CAN'T I IMPROVE??
Nobody: *Pays attention*
Ooh, fun! Now that she can't take it out on her siblings, Polaris has decided that the trash can is a great substitute! I look forward to the roaches!
Gambit: STUPIDHEAD!!
Polaris: BUT WHY???? D8
Gambit: *BOING* *BOING* *BOING*
Jubilee: *Yaaawn*... Hey, Gambit, we have her surrounded. Team battle?
Polaris: DADDEEEEEEEH!! D8
Jubilee decided to spend most of the night outside, alternating between smustling and looking at the stars... which is all well and good, but NOT when it's -20ºC outside! I'm surprised she didn't get the frozen overlay!
And it's back to this in the morning -_-
Wow, Jubilee is one vicious little girl o_o I'm pretty sure Polaris stopped attacking her a while back.
GREAT JOB BREAKING THEM UP, KALEB. THUMBS UP.
Kaleb: NICE job, girl!! 8Db
WTF, Kaleb! You are the worst influence in the universe!
ISBI status:
Torch-Holders: 4
Perma-plat sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 9
Social Bunny Visits: 2
Repo Man Visits: 2
Fires: 12
Self-Wettings: 28
Pass-Outs: 35
Freezing/Overheating: 1
Fights: 31 (10 this update D8)
Deaths: 6